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P.C.H. (1995)
A techno-thriller for the ages
The volleyball genre is strangely overlooked by most screenwriters. Thankfully, highly acclaimed director Nelson McCormick has brought us the second best volleyball movie of all time (rated lower than Side Out and higher than, well, umm). However, don't let the cover of this movie decieve you. Kill Shot stars up and coming star Koji as a modern day Sherlock Holmes. Using such high-tech gadgets as a computer that is less powerful than my Gameboy, Koji is able to aid FBI agents in the tracking of a man who has not committed any obvious crime. While there are other actors in the movie, including brief cameos by Denise Richards, a gay negro, and a preposterously ugly and annoying girl, Koji carries this movie on his own. Any fan of movies such as The Matrix or Hackers will definitely love Kill Shot.
Outside Providence (1999)
This was a comedy?
Perhaps I went into the movie with the wrong impression. I thought I was going into a comedy. I thought I was going to laugh. I thought incorrectly. I am not sure what happened in this movie. What I am sure of was that it should have been 10 minutes long, to ease the suffering of the audience. I tried to fall asleep. Sadly, I failed. I am a worse person because of it.
Theodore Rex (1995)
Worst Movie of All Time
This is hands down the worst movie of all time. A combination of Whoopie Goldberg (the worst actress/person in history) and a talking dinosaur ala Jar-Jar-Binks add up to a painfully bad movie. That was an understatement. This movie is unwatchable. For the love of God, do not watch this movie.