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Gran Turismo (2023)
Predictable generic B-Movie with boring recycled story.
Low budget straight to video racing movies have done the same story before. It's nothing more than a too long Nissan and GT sponsored advert. It should have been a 80 minute movie, because it's mostly filler scenes and no character development at all.
There is no excitement at all either, because you know who wins before the movie starts.
CGI looks cheap frequently and especially during car crashes which looks like cardboard flipping.
Archie Madekwehave looks bored and have as much charisma as Chuck Norris.
Not even David Harbor, Djimon Hounsou or Orlando Bloom could save this trainwreck.
Worst movie 2023 because they stole the recycled story from low budget straight to video racing movies.
F9 (2021)
Einstein would turn in his grave and James Bond would cry if he watched this.
This movie have a few laughs, but only because of it's insanity as no characters is funny.
This movie is actually more insane than "Die Another day".
After 30 minutes i joked about that they hadn't bungie throwed any car to space already.
After 1 hour and 40, they drive around in space with a Pontiac and they use Minion suits.
There is a scene with a wooden bridge they do the impossible, twice.
There is cars where they mounted powerful magnets for no good reason. Yes, they are used.
Plot were very predictable. You already know early on that the brothers become friends again.
There is no twists in this movie at all. The 2 small twists were just tacked on.
Easily the worst FF movie so far. Not even James Bond would approve it.
Waterworld (1995)
Very underrated!
I cant even believe that this movie is rated as one of the worst movies, because it really isn't. The atmosphere, music, props, sets is all wonderful.
If this movie was so bad, then why is it, or was one of the highest grossing movies ever on home video? Many years ago, i read it grossed over $500 million on home video since its release. For that reason, it also became one of the early releases on the HD-DVD format. I have never seen the much longer director's cut, but Universal should release it as it most likely would push a few copies looking at how popular this movie was at home. The recent Dredd movie flopped at US cinema's, and it still became #1 seller at Amazon USA. It shows that a lot of people waits for the home video release instead of watching them at cinema.
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008)
Forget that ST2 exist, and watch ST3
It's hard to believe that Starship Troopers 3 didn't cost much more than Starship Troopers 2 to make, when it looks 5 times as expensive. I think ST3 was much better planned and saved a lot of money on that. Ed Neumeier wrote all 3 movies, but it still didn't look like he wrote ST2 at all. ST1, ST3 and Robocop clearly shows it have the same writer. Did Neumeier sleep when writing ST 2, or did he write that store in a day at tops? ST 3 Marauder is the only true sequel to Starship Troopers, and a decent one.
This movie gets 2 extra stars only because it looks like a cheaper version of a Verhoeven movie, and a good effort on its low budget. Its as close to a true ST sequel we will ever get probably. After the disaster ST 2, its easy to think that ST3 is even worse, but isn't. If you liked Starship Troopers, you will most likely like this one as this movie even have several surprises.
There is a Starship Troopers remake rumoured which is a very bad idea as its very hard to even be close to par with the first masterpiece. I was on of the minors which understood the first movie the first time at cinema in 1997, because Verhoeven is my favourite director and i had seen and bought all his movies including the dutch ones. Something tells me its better to watch "ST3 Marauder" than the upcoming disaster of a remake.
This Is 40 (2012)
A Long Apple Commercial
Just another on the bandwagon of middle aged frustrated parents. The movie had some funny moments, but its similar to earlier dirty and cursing movies and don't offer much new. The toilet and farting scenes is of course included here too. The most annoying thing was that it kinda felt like it was an excuse to market Apple products, and it was way too much in this movie and decreased 1-2 stars. Its OK to show a little more off screen, but they went way too far here. This movie is not the worst mid life crisis comedy, but still mediocre. It's recommended for people who liked Knocked Up, The 40 year old virgin etc. 4.5 Stars.
Conker's Bad Fur Day (2001)
One of the best games ever!
Conker is probably one of the best games ever and all the levels is completely different in gameplay and visually. Last time there were released a game like this was on AMIGA CD32 in 1994 by Gremlin Interactive. That game was called "Litil Divil". Conker do have lots of humour and sick parts and is probably the most mature game ever released. Nintendo and Rare have once again proved that Nintendo is not just for kids. The game do contain gameplay scenes from various famous movies like Saving Private Ryan, Matrix and Aliens. I almost can't wait for "Conker's Other Bad Fur Day" on Nintendo Game Cube.