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Basquiat (1996)
2/10
Yipes. About as cohesive as an Arrowroot left in a mug of Pepsi overnight.
11 August 2001
Uck.

What was this movie trying to say?

I could glean very little theme to it, other than just reveling in being an aimless mosey through JMB's rise to fame.

The characters personalities were so shallowly explored that the sorrowful moments, accompanied by overused blurring montages and jaunty music, failed to evoke any emotion whatsoever.

And the director consistently resorted to lame cliches. -Look! Basquiat is walking down the street in a drug-induced daze, and golly! he catches a glimpse of a small child skipping past who resembles him as a child! -

Wow. Deep!

The only interesting part was Bowie's wispy portrayal of Warhol, but even he couldn't breathe life into this limp cinematic attempt.

I want my hour and forty-six minutes back!
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10/10
A gleaming review. Woo hoo.
8 June 2001
Okay. Where to begin?

It's phenomenal. If you've ever watched a single Kids in the Hall episode and caught yourself stifling a guffaw for you feared laughing at an orgasming, androgynous chicken-lady(?) might classify you as a lunatic, go see Brain Candy.

If you haven't experienced that, go see it anyways.

I personally think it's the some of the best modern comedic writing there is out there. The troupe collated their ability to create off-the-wall scenes with a Monty-Python-esque flair of weaving the same actors into decidedly varying roles, and thus spawned a seriously non-serious satire of man's eternal search for happiness.

I saw this movie first in the theater, and the odd things is, I didn't laugh once during the entire showing. The true hilarity of the flic hit me several hours later as a friend and I mused its elusive intricacies in a coffee shop. We were nearly falling out of our chairs with just the simple mentioning of many of the scenes.

I made a point of seeing it again, and have never regretted adding it to my 'all time favourite' list.

Go see it.

Booyah.
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10/10
So damn quirky I near wet myself.
14 December 2000
A great flic. A little slow at times, yet the pace seems to fit the bumbling antics of the Band.

I found the second watch more appreciable, the bizarreness loses it's edge and you can see all of the absurd little details.

Ignore the guy trashing it :)
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