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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
One Of The Greatest Films Ever Made.
This is one of my personal favorites. Tarantino is my favorite director, writer, even actor! This movie has everything. it is funny, exciting, dramatic, and brilliant. I have seen it 13 times (by the time you read this it will be 15 or 16 times). Go see it.
The Westing Game (1997)
The Book Sucked, So What Do Expect From The Movie?
Movies that are based on books are always worse than the book. So when the book sucks, what can you expect from the movie? I read the book The Westing Game in 7th grade. It was boring and stupid. A couple days ago, I saw the movie on TV. Everything that was bad about the book, was ten times as worse here. Characters I don't give a damn about, plot twists that made me laugh because they are so pathetic, boringness, terrible acting, I HATE THIS MOVIE! Why did I waste two hours of my life watching this? I don't know. Don't make the same bad choice I did. Go watch Se7en or Reservoir Dogs. You'll thank me later.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Surprisingly Good!
I usually HATE Steven Seagal movies(including the original Under Siege),but this is pretty good.Seagal returns as Casey Rybeck,the renegade cook who doesn't play by the book but who gets results.This time he is on a train.And guess what,it just HAPPENS to be taken over by terrorists.So its up to Rybeck to save the day.Also worth noting,there was this black teen that worked on the train,that dude is COOL!Not the best movie ever,but lots of action and lots of laughs.
San shi liu mi xing quan (1977)
The Worst Movie I have EVER seen!!!*spoilers,maybe*
Wow,this movie was TERRIBLE!The plot goes somewhat like this:A young man learns kung-fu from a shoalin master to avenge his father's death(he was killed by gangsters).I liked Drunken Master,which this movie reminded me a lot of,but this movie wasn't funny.It tried despretly to be funny,but never got close.Every single time someone fell down or made a stupid face,it wold make this loud WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA sound,that was so annoying,i wanted to hit the screen.Another thing that made me mad is that Jackie Chan was on the box and the back of the box said he was IN the movie,but he wasn't in it AT ALL!Oh,and I hate that drunk old man with a stick.The young man(I never can remember his name)always walks down the road carrying water for his master,and this drunk old man with a stick jumps out of no where and starts to beat him up.Every time he does,The young man gets better at kung-fu.If I was a better fighter every time I got beat up,I could kick ANYONE's a$$!The young man does learn kung fu,and avenges his pop's death.I just feel so cheated out of the 2 bucks I payed for this terrible flick i wanna puke.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
The Best Comedy Of 2000!
This is definitely the best comedy this year.It is well made,funny,and has some good actors.The plot is pretty good,and has many funny one-liners.The part at the chinese restaurant was too long,but that is one of the only bad things about this movie.Dude,this Movie rocks!
American Pie (1999)
The Best Movie Ever!(Well,Maybe Not)
I am a fifteen year old male,and this is my favorite movie.Surprise,surprise.I have seen it over 20 times own both versions(rated and unrated)on DVD.The main reason this is my favorite movie is the scenes betwwen Jim(Jason Biggs),and his dad(Eugene levy).These scenes are nothing less than hilarious,and made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to puke!Those are the best scenes,but not the only very funny ones.Everything in this movie is funny.It is crude,but not as crude as I thought it would be.It is been called the "Porky's for the 90's",but I think it is much better than that.Not for everyone,but for guys like me.
Fever Lake (1997)
this movie REALLY, REALLY SUCKS!
i am an idiot for paying a two dollars to see this movie.the "teenagers" were like,thirty years old and terrible actors(one of the guys was on the show Saved by the bell).This movie was dumb,predictable,and very badly made.My little sister could write a better script(shes 4)!I see this movie and wonder,"how in the world do movies like this get made?"DO NOT EVER SEE THIS MOVIE!IF YOU DO,YOU WILL REGRET IT!