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Stalwart Mandrake
IMDb member since February 2001
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The Forbidden Dance (1990)
It Sucketh
18 December 2000 - 8 out of 15 users found this review helpful.
This movie is bad. Painfully bad. Kinda like being struck in the head with a ball-peen hammer. Repeatedly. But worse.
Acting - Cardboard. Plot - written on a napkin during someones lunchbreak. I think the movie was directed by a ouija board or magic 8 ball ('plot unclear, try again later')
I'm allowed up to 1,000 words to insult this movie but it doesn't rate that level of effort. In short -
THIS IS THE MUST SEE ACTION ADVENTURE OF THE NINETIES!!! NO HOME SHOULD BE WITHOUT ONE!!! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!! VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN!!!
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