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The Unfolding (2016)
a different kind of ghost movie
To the other guy saying about fake reviews, dude its filmed in a tiny town where the people living there ran to IMDB to do a review after watching this film and probably watched some bits filmed too.
this movie is wicked, its refreshing and different and didnt cost 100 million, also its got the late Lizzie from emerdale and dr ormrod from the royal so it aint that bad lol but i wont spoils it for you but its well worth watching
Guardians (2009)
Drew Maxwell makes another cracking film brilliant
I loved this movie the monsters are great, the action is relentless, the kid is just freaky, brilliant acting by the kid hope he makes it big, there's hunks for the women (and guys) and some real fit totty for the guys as well, there's blood n gore to keep the gore fiends happy and some jumps, the film is not predictable and you don't know whats going to happen next i liked the big guy with the blades well cool, i wouldn't argue with him lol, and the dark haired Asian lady with the big guns mmmm well fit she kicks ass (im in love mmmmm) anyway enjoy the film its great fun to get a sequel go to netflix and give a nice comment and give it 5 stars please. look out for Drews new film dust coming soon enjoy CHOJIN
Chôjin densetsu Urotsukidoji V: Kanketsu Hen (1996)
little known part of the Urotsukidoji series.
This little known part of the Urotsukidoji series was meant as an alternative ending to the fourth instalment Urotsukidoji 4 Inferno road (so I've been informed). It was never released outside of japan and there are no English subtitles for this instalment, so unless you fluent in Japanese its pretty hard to know whats happening. known as Urotsukidoji V he final chapter with a run time of 51 minutes this was the only part made. for some reason the remaining parts were not made,possibly due to the popularity dwindling after the not so successful parts 3 and 4 Return of the over-fiend and Inferno road both heavily cut and even some parts banned in the UK. the animation in this chapter as with inferno road is quite poor and not up to the mark of legend of the over-fiend although legend and demon womb have been digitally remastered for the UK and possibly other country's but as far as i know only in its cut form of 102 minutes for legend and 84 minutes for demon womb,but when you look at it being 185 minutes compared to the uncut versions being 250 minutes well i bought both. if you can find the final chapter get it but don't expect the quality of the original. 5-10
The Zombie Diaries (2006)
Blair witch meets Night of the living dead
before i start don't expect a high gore big budget zombie flick.or even a Fulci or Jes Franco low budget gore filled movie, there's not much gore in this is dark low budget movie and it works. its even got Dr Legg from Eastenders (british soap). its got some great make up effect's some good acting and some good scares. OK,this movie is good, its dark and claustrophobic much like Night of the living dead by Romero,the lack of gore in the movie works as its compensated by the tension and frights.its not shot on big budget scale the actors got the cameras and all the movie is from the actors view point which adds to the tension,scares and confused panic. there's the normal people being killed in panic along with the zombies which makes it more realistic as a video diary movie,it is pretty brutal but not as brutal as some i have seen,it is very confusing filmed from a first person view mainly the night shots.but it all works to the films advantage. i was hoping Simon Pegg would get a cameo like Dr Legg. if you get this on DVD watch the making of its real good. WATCH THIS MOVIE
Haunted Boat (2005)
this scary chiller leaves you thinking HUH!! or W.T.F
OK picked this movie up to buy for £1 in the pound shop, so i was not expecting much after the last lot of garbage i got from there, but this did look interesting,so i thought OK its only a pound which is about 75 cents American money. So OK i found this film really good it leaves you thinking what the bleep is going on for 75% of the film and does not answer that at the end either. you don't know whats real or whats not,who's alive who's dead,where did he come from? where the cat came from? how did a little bird get there?its just so freaky,and weird. i disagree with the other post saying its rubbish i think the director wanted a freaky weird confusing piece of cinema and thats what she got.if a big studio put a lot of money into this film i don't think it would have been so good! the directer and writer put a lot of thought into this film and it shows its well thought out well edited and has the desired effect of what the f###k and huh! i highly recommend this movie i give it 6 out of 10 for frights and 10 out of 10 for originality
Plankton (1994)
oh my god don't watch this dubbed
OK this is probably a good film but i found an English dubbed version! its pointless watching it unless you want laughable dialogue esp when bobby finds the drugs!! this film sucks i really would like to see it with subtitles the acting i think will be much better. The rubber killer fish are funny. and the professor is well what can i say? like this line ''proffeser how long have you been f******g fish?'' ''they were old enough'' i don't know if that line is in the original language version. this film is not gory apart from little bits here and there by no means on the lines of gore from Italy I'm use to. the best bit the sex scene were Bobby turns into a fish monster really funny
Eskimo Limon (1978)
absolutely brilliant kicks the ass of American pie
well what can you say?this movie rocks totally. you got three lad's trying to get laid.Falling in love and heartbreak. its laugh out load funny. with a few serious messages like use a condom in a heart rending scene towards the end.which was so serious and brilliantly filmed. hard hitting with some good acting by Nicky and the,Dr man hes horrid and some good filming. there's something in this film for everyone and most of you have been there. the music is superb the acting good the misadventures hilarious. it needs reissue on DVD the whole series does in English uncut.this movie started the trend for porkys,Kentucky fried movie,American pie and all the other imitations that followed this.this movie is a must see from 15 to 115 you'll laugh yourself stupid at it.
Irréversible (2002)
wow what a pointless movie
well what can i say? What was the point? This movie is just an excuse to show naked men and gay sex.This is an anti woman film with a pointless overlong anal female rape. There was no need for the gay porn at the rectum club or the male masturbation. the best part of the movie is in the rectum club where the rapist gets his brains smashed over the floor with a fire extinguisher. Also the film leaves unanswered questions such as did she die? what happened to the gangsters after they jumped in the taxi with the two main men after questioning the transvestite hooker? you see them get in the taxi. All in all this movie is a tasteless piece of female hate and gay exploitation. one more thing how on earth did the b.b.f.c (british board of film censers) pass this uncut when they still refuse to pass last house on the left, maniac, and new york ripper uncut.
Buio Omega (1979)
check it out
i love gore movies and would love to watch this uncut but in the UK its not possible Beyond the Darkness its called here and is only 85min which is a shame as it was cert in 1989 and the B.B.F.C or British board of film choppers are a bit more mature now with the axe when it comes to gore. Damato's other gore films got no chance due to sexual violence there are 2 movies i saw in the 80s Pre video cert Antropophagus 1 and 2 uncut well i watched number 1 a few days back 18cert re titled as grim reaper at about 82 Min's well don't bother with Brit versions thats all i can say and WATCH THIS MOVIE you will love it D'Amata's horror are always gore feasts and the acting ain't that bad its the dubbing that sucks