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Came out of theatre not upset about spending the money :-)
15 January 2002
Saw this last night with my 9year old and wife.

This is not a Disney show. This is not a Pixar-animation. This is not a 'realistic' plot and not 'realistic' animation. And that's why it shines. It doesn't try to be something it's not.

It's bright, it's funny, it's slapstick humour with the odd adult touch thrown in. Did you wonder why the dog's name is Goddard? Look it up :-)

Aside from a few slow parts, the show moved along well. The soundtrack was the best since Shrek (Shrek had great music and lyrics, this one has great music - I didn't follow the lyrics :-)

No sappy songs, kids that everybody can relate to (you will be hard-pressed not to have felt like them at some point), the neatest darn space fleet you can imagine, Captain Picard in a great performance, and Ed Grimley as the court jester.

This is worth seeing at the theatre just so that you don't have to wait for the video.
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One of the two best Muppet movies
14 February 2001
Wow. Seems like people fall totally on one side or the other when considering this movie.

All I can say is that this is my favourite Muppet film (I'm in my 30's). It even edges out the Muppet Movie (just barely). I've found every other film to be annoying and forgettable, but not this one.

I've watched it about 30 or 40 times (the joy of having a young child who is hooked on one show :-)

I don't get tired of it. Fun songs, Tim Curry is enough to watch the film anyway, good plot.

Where else will you hear a name like 'big fat baby-eating O'Brian' ???
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Hollow Man (2000)
3/10
Hollow Man? Sure. Hollow Movie? Definitely.
8 January 2001
Warning: Spoilers
Before I state my opinion, a little background.... I like special effects. I like plots. I like movies with one, the other, or both.

But..... I don't like being misled, and I don't like when a movie trumps itself up as something it's not.

Hollow Man. It's amazing the things you can do when no one can see you. It's amazing the things you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror.

It's amazing how the potential of such statements was wasted in this farce of a film.

Spoilers follow, but of course it's hard to spoil Hollow Man any more than it naturally is.

Can a creature be quantum phase-shifted so as to appear invisible? Sure, I'll buy that.

Can an egomaniac deceive his bosses about his progress? Sure.

Can anybody explain, however, why.... a) The psychological manipulation by the invisible Caine is limited to groping his coworkers, spouting a joke which was old when I first heard it 5 years ago, raping a neighbour, and blowing people's hair? or, b) The potential for mayhem in 'the outside world' is sacrificed for a conventional 'oh golly, we're trapped in an underground complex with a homicidal maniac, I sure hope I'm one of the main characters' scenario? or c) Seemingly intelligent (brilliant, actually) people don't clue in that they should wear their infrared goggles *before* they leave a secure room? or d) When specifically told to stay together after a straggler has been offend, the aforementioned brilliant people need to split up to make themselves more convenient targets? or e) How the 'bad guy' can be torched with a flamethrower, electrocuted, smashed over the skull, engulfed in a firestorm, and still catch the 'main character good guys'? or f) etc., etc., etc.

Awesome special effects. Just nothing to hold them together. Same problem with The Cell. With Armageddon.

When a movie sets the bar for expectations and then fails to even come close, be prepared to be grossly disappointed. That's Hollow Man.

You want to blow a bit of cash on a movie that is just as inane, but more enjoyable just because you know what to expect? Try Howard the Duck, Ishtar, or Mystery Men. All of these have silly plots in the extreme, make fun of themselves and their genres, and leave a far better taste in the mouth than this waste of film.
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