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A londoni férfi (2007)
How would humanity change if every good photographer would force thousands to stare at his artwork for 2 hours?
I really watched this on fast forward, as some suggested. My player has a cool 2x function, I slowed it for dialogues only. So I managed to reduce it to about 80 minutes, which is still way too long for what this movie has to say.
It managed to bore me to hell even though (luckily) my kitty was playing devil spawn on my bed.
Scrivilo sui muri (2007)
Ante-litteram MGTOW manifest
This is the story of a beautiful and kind girl that chooses to ruin her young life by rejecting her charming boyfriend for a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do then to "express themselves" by painting on public walls and trains. She then proceeds to refuse the attentions of the most decent of them in favor of the hairiest.
This tragedy is consumed in the midst of terrible acting and random characters (what of that dwarf that comes back from France mid-movie, greeted by the other lamers and not seen again?).
Kidô Senshi Gandamu Sandaboruto Dissenba Sukai (2016)
Jazz trash
Let's get this straight: Cowboy Bebop was bad. Its success was due to a large promotion and distribution investment and not much else. Sure to watchers who are new to anime are easy to charm, but it had ugly character design and below average animation.
Why am I talking about Cowboy Bebop? Because the producers of Gundam Thunderbolt obviously thought it had some big merit, enough to take heavy inspiration and ruin the Gundam stage with obnoxious music that has nothing to do with space wars and mecha. They liked Cowboy Bebop too much to leave out characters with heinous personalities and haircuts who bring hate to themselves like black holes. So I found myself wishing Ghiren Zabi would just send in a Solar Ray to clean up that loathsome sector of space.
As for the synopsis, we don't have much because supposedly spectacular Mobile Suit fights take up most of the time and I couldn't care less of the outcome.
We have a detachment of crippled soldiers from Zeon who are being subject to experiments by Evangelion fans who connect their stumps to Zakus vs Federation drug addicts with bad taste in music.
And that's it, I'm not joking. Don't waste your time with this crap.