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5/10
At least we'll always have Wallace & Gromit and Shaun The Sheep
6 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers
In the beginning this movie fools you into thinking it may come up with an interesting plot when the chicken's paradise is threatened by deforestation.

But unfortunately this pemise goes nowhere and the plot becomes much more predictable: The characters do everything in their powers to make the outside world as interesting and mysterious as possible for the young curious Molly. And then... to everyone's big surprise... she goes on a dangerous adventure to the human world and needs to be rescued.

Then the movie fools you a second time when it seems that the main topic could take a turn into social comentary about the cruelty of mass factory farming.

But again this premis was dropped and the makers just followed the simple rule that recently worked out for many other unnecessary remakes: Let's redo the movie we made a lot of money with 20+ years ago and let us disguise this remake under the marketing mask of an original sequel.

Do wee need a new plot? No, last time the chickens had to escape captivity to not end up at the lowest spot in the food chain. This time they do... the same.

Do we need a new villain? No, just take the old one (Mrs Tweedy), this already worked in other franchises (Emperor Palpatine, Colonel Quaritch, etc).

Do we need a new evil plan? No, the first movie was about turning chickens into pies, now it's about turning chickens into nuggets. But let's make the death machine and the prison bigger and scarier (Death Star - Starkiller Base)

Dawn Of The Nugget lacks everything that once lifted Aardman on top of the world's stop-motion animation studios: storytelling, inventiveness, imagination, and a healthy dose of british humour and coolness.

The only thing left to make this disappointing outcome bearable to watch is the brilliant work of the ingenious Aardman animators.
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Lights Out (II) (2016)
1/10
The short film is great, the two hour version is an absolute failure
1 November 2021
Director: Let's make a scary movie. Producer: Good idea, do you have a scary story? Director: No, but we'll add incredible loud noises to each special effect, so the audience will be too distracted to realize that we have no concept about Horror movies at all. Producer: Then better make the sound effects as loud as possible! Director: Okay, the louder the better!

Some horror movies give you goosebumps and send a shiver down your spine, while other movies just give you an heart attack and tinnitus.

Unfortunately Lights Out belongs in the second category and ends up in the long line of modern disaster movies like The Conjuring, Sinister and Insidious.

The only way to watch this movie is to turn the sound off and switch the subtitles on.
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1/10
Almost impossible to watch
20 May 2020
The implementation is so boring and shiftless that The Quiet Ones turned out as a horrible, instead of a horror movie. What's left of a promising story idea is nothing more than a 98 minutes collection of endless jump-scares which makes it almost impossible to watch.
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