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Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
Look Who's Sucked!
Ok.. John Travolta needed some money to buy a plane so my guess is that's why he starred in this poorly written/idea of crap. Instead of throwing this one to the dogs, they should have given these two old tykes another sibling to make their lives hell.. but of course someone just said hey, why don't we try animals.. and again these people failed... The original and it's copies should be on the 100 most lamest movies ever made and be burned! Enough Said.
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Look Who's Boring!
This movie did have a chance if it didn't bring Mollie's brother(who needs to be sent back with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) and her annoying friend (whatever her name is). But also the really bad and lame points to this movie were the couple fighting,them singing about Mikey going to the bathroom and using Roseanne as his sister. That's when I really thought this movie is really bad.. if I wanted to hear that I would watch Barney or Sesame Street.AVOID!
Titanic (1997)
Only good seeing once
I was 16 when this movie came out and I saw it once with a friend of mine.. The plot was fully cliched and it could have been shorter tell you the truth but no it dragged on and sorry to say I want my 3 hours back. I remember a couple of people that were in my classes who went and saw this movie 6 times because they were so obessed with it. This movie had great cinematoghapy and the make artists did great. Kate Winslet was good in this movie was Leo Dicaprio should have not been cast in this movie.. He's not that much of a great actor to carry a movie like this. This movie is good seeing once if you love sappy love stories. And I still don't understand why it was nominated for so many oscars....
Road Trip (2000)
Road Trip is a must see!
The first person who commented on this should have not compared this to American Pie. Pie, left me asking for more funny moments instead I got stuck with a movie that was trying to be serious because all the guys were in love with their chicks. Road Trip is one of those movies that cracked me up but Tom Green was great as the narrator but some of his scenes should have been cut out. This movie is what would happen if a group of guys go traveling around the country and all the mishaps that would happen .I have to say Seann William Scott stole this movie with his E.L. character. So if you want a good laugh, skip the pie and rent this out if you want comedy not romance
Chasing Amy (1997)
Very Good
Kevin Smith actually went off his goofy path with Chasing Amy, the story about a guy who falls in love with a lesbian. Ben Affleck plays, Holden, a comic book artist who falls in love at first sight with Lesbian Alyssa who he has no clue that she is gay until she lays one on her ex-girlfriend Kim. Holden is crushed to know that Alyssa is gay but as time goes on, the two fall in love and during the process, Holden's best friend, Banky, starts to get jealous and starts to reveal Alyssa's past to corrupt Holden to feel inadequate because he wasn't the first man in Alyssa's life so he could feel special because she "changed". The movie portrays these relationship between Holden, Banky and Alyssa and their repercussions of their actions very well. This is one of Kevin Smith's best and should not be missed!
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Avoid at All Costs
I wish there could be a board of people who can take movies like this pathetic one and burn the original copy because it was LAME. I could remember watching this when it first came out when I was like 12 and I wanted to just scream at the screen so badly because it was that bad. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone unless they want to watch a movie on forward.. John Hughes needs to hang up his writing career and just collect his bankroll on his other pathetic fairy tale Teen Angst movies... This one must have been in the trashcan and pulled it out to win back his audience.. Didn't work.. AVOID IT CALL COSTS!
Masquerade (1988)
Better on Fast Foward! Spoiler Alert!
Ok.. This movie stars Rob Lowe(The West Wing), Meg(whatever happened to) Tilly, John Glover( in his A**hole role that he always does well but looks creepy and Doug Savant ( which is best known as the gay guy off of Melrose Place. I remember watching this movie back when it first came out and decided to rent it again after all those years. The Guy who wrote this movie, Dick Wolf is a great writer and he must have been testing out his sea legs with this trash. Meg Tilly acts and sounds like she's on drugs, Rob Lowe acts devilish along with John Glover who by the way looks like his hairstylist had a little too much fun with his hair and Doug Savant APPEARS to be the nice guy.
*****SPOILER ALERT********************* Rich Girl graduates college, Rich Girl comes home gets a wonderful greetings from her Cop Friend and her horrid stepfather who lives off of her bankroll because her mother had a very bad attorney. Rich Girl meets Bad Boy Sailor. Stepfather appears to hate Bad Boy Sailor, and in a fit one night barges in when Rich Girl and Bad Boy are in bed. Bad Boy shoots stepfather, Rich Girl covers up, Cop Friend immediately suspects Bad Boy, Stepfather's Girlfriend hangs self and to celebrate Rich Girl gets married to Bad Boy Sailor and finds out she is pregnant with Child and we then learn the truth about her Bad Boy Sailor when we see a great photo op on the wall at the cop's place. We then realize Cop is the Bad Cop, and the Bad Boy Sailor wants to play the good guy all because his hit is pregnant.. AW.. we feel sorry for him.. NOT.... This movie could have been better if the writer rewrote the Bad Boys and the plot a little differently. The movie ends on a surprise bad note and leaves you wishing that one of the characters ended up alive... If you watch.. beware because this movie can be watched in 10 minutes on fast foward and you can get the whole movie that way in less time so you don't end up disappointed.
Say It Isn't So (2001)
Say It Isn't So that this movie was made
I watched this movie with a friend the other night and I couldn't wait for it to end. The plot was written by a 15 year old and the jokes were lame. Maybe if it was written and directed by the Farrelly Brothers maybe it could have stood a chance. As usual Heather Graham prounced around looking pretty but can't act for her life and Chris Klein as usual plays the doofy happy go lucky nice guy like he has done in all of his movies . Even Sally Field couldn't save this movie. There are so many times I wanted to scream when you turn around and the movie dragged on more over something stupid popping up. I hated this more as American Pie 2 because it dragged and was unfunny. If you want something to put you to sleep turn this movie on and in 5 minutes you'll be asleep. If you want to watch something funny skip past this movie quick and find something more decent than this. * out of ********.