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Miami Vice (2006)
hype > movie
The movie starts of great, then, all of a sudden you are sitting there for an hour saying "hey what happened? I thought this was going to be a good movie." This movie seemed to be just one big drawn out music video. Jamie Fox had a good performance. The weak character development and lack of decent dialog makes this a movie to view from home and not to pay an over priced theater ticket to see. Michael Mann truly dropped the ball on this epic monstrosity of a let down. The Hype for this movie is better than the actual viewing. Sound Track the best part of this feature flop. The brief action there is however is quit brilliant. This does not make up for the hour and a half of the two hours you sit there disappointed. I would not recommend this movie to anyone who likes quality film. I suggest waiting for it on DVD and watching the beginning and end of this film and completely ignoring the middle.
Camp Daze (2005)
Absolutely Miserable
I would rather watch fat render then ever see this movie again. The plot seems like Back to the future meets Friday the thirteenth. The audio quality is awful and the is far to many close ups of the actors, the reasoning for this is (in my opinion) the production company did not have and microphone booms to hold above the actors while they conversed and there for had to shoot straight on with their sweet camcorder close ups. You can actually hear the audio pieced together. This movie is not only and insult to your eyes but also your ears. Things i would recommend over this movie would be: 1. getting kicked in the balls over and over again for the full 93 minutes, 2. Having all you finger and toe nails removed, 3. And simply just not watching this movie. Do everyone a favor, if you rent or own this movie (God i hope you don't own this movie)take a key and scratch the disk until it bleeds. The gore effects looked like something a 9 year old could come up with in the back yard. Please don't watch this movie