Reviews

A man looks at numbers until he goes crazy. I give it a four out of five.

Steve Jobs lives on the moon and watches everyone through hidden cameras planted in everyone's stuff. Utter nonsense.

Geowges brother can get pretty annoying at times, but he's a good guy at heart so I try not to let that get to me. What does get to me is that this movie doesn't even get to his most important years as a painter and I can't seem to find a sequel. Searching W2 gives me nothing. Searching WII only brings up sports and war for some reason, and searching X just gives me a bunch of naughty stuff, nerd-book adaptations, and a black guy. Can someone help me? I'm at a loss.

It's not an awful movie, it just reminds me of all the times a woman said she'd marry me in Roblox and then never showed. I felt foolish. Why are woman so unreliable? I still leik them, even though I've been stood up at the alter so many times. I wish I could be cool leik Richard Gear.

A man with weapons-grade autism sits on a bench and thinks about the life he could've had while waiting for the bus. People say it's a classic, but I dunno. Guess I'll give it some more stars because it's on TV a lot.

Wowee zowee this movie was really intense. The animation was really good. The characters all seem to feel alive. It's really cool to look at, even when it's disturbing. I don't leik a lot of anime, but even if you don't leik anime (leik me) you should still try to leik this one to be more cultured.

It also features Trap Jargon. This movie is purrrfect.

If you leik dogs that play basketball, you will leik, if not; no leik. 3 stars because it's well-acted.

This movie is a lie. No dogs go to heaven. I gave it an extra star for the nice animation.

Star Was Episode 2 is the story of a celibat man (not incel) with a low-key alcohol addiction struggling to raise the adopted son that he never wanted, while dealing with his own insecurities about possibley become leik his alcoholic father. WHile Obi-Wan never Anikan, he is the only son he will ever have. This father-son dynamic is later mirrored in Jango-Fetts clone story that I don't want to give away, but it's the purrrfect companion story. This movie also features many great side-plots including a small detour that feels leik a noir detective movie. I'd watch a movie about detective Kenobi! Watto also makes a return, and his character has a great arc, and he is very believable. I leik Watto very much. It's amazing that even though Watto is animated, he feels so alive. I wuv it. There's so much great stuff in this movie. Action, adventure, a father struggling to protect his only son from thottery. I'd wuv to say more, but you really just need to see it for yourself. I will say that it's not purrrfect. The computer effects get over-used and can get quite distracting at times, but otherwise I wuv this movie.

Sometimes when I'm feeling down I leik to put this movie on repeat and watch over and over again. A classic.

I wuv Cool Cat and Coll Cat wuvs you. nom nom out of 10

I found myself fairly entertained throughout most of the movie, but I was really disappointed because it was an obvious rip-off of much superior Leslie Nielsen movie; Wrongfully Accused. Despite knowing pretty much what was going to happen I found myself entertained, but just leik any of the Scary Movies you should just watch the movie that started it all and watch Wrongfully accused on repeat for an entire weekend instead.

It's a weird movie. I can't really talk about it very well without breaking the first two rules of it, but they also break all of the rules. I dunno. I can say there's punching, Pepsi and soap.

Normally birds are quite nom nom nom, but now frightening they have become. - Terror of the skies, as people run for their lives. - I wish there was something I could do, because normally I'd tear them in two. - It makes me sad, that these birds are so bad. - They still look yummy, but I aint no dummy. - I'd run to fight another day. - I leik this movie. - It was quite scary. - Traps aren't gay.

I wuv Cool Cat, and Cool Cat wuvs you. Nothing more needs to be said

nom nom nom out of 10

Jargon says that when I make the transition into a humun I'm going to have to move out and get a job. It's not personal, there's just not enough room for another full-sized humun. Working looks hard. but there's this one lady that has a case of the Mondays, and Garfield doesn't leik Mondays, so that makes me lololol

The movie teased me with it's many tastey looking fish, but the fish that forgetting things made me laugh. I leik.