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What am I doing with my life
20 March 2023
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I actually thought this might be a real documentary. You know, at least investigating real missing persons and unsolved deaths and it touches on some of that but is just so ridiculous. It's so fake but are they playing it for laughs? Don't know why I thought being on The Travel Channel might make it more "legit". The pee that came back as of Romanian sources and the horribly staged "encounter" at the truck stop are a couple of "lowlights". Proceed with caution. As some have noted here, could be a so bad it's good type of show for you. As for me, I am removing the hook from my mouth and giving a nod to P. T. Barnum.
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Oleanna (1994)
Now THAT was a horror film
24 February 2022
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Sad thing is, there are people out there just like Carol. I have no idea how they make it through life being so miserable. "What did you mean by that", "why did you look at me that way". What a sad way to live. Always looking for a villain. Always needing to feel the victim. Sad but also incredibly dangerous to those unlucky enough to cross their path.

Not top tier Mamet perhaps but it does a great job of shining a light on a sick segment of our society. How prescient, this was nearly 30 years ago.
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Dexter: New Blood (2021–2022)
Some good moments
10 January 2022
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Nice to see Michael C. Hall back in action. However, this continuation was just unnecessary.

Of course we knew Dexter would never get a happy ending. Just too big a body count and not all of them by the "code". Makes me wish Dexter had really died in that storm.

I would say, don't waste your time.
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Cheesy fun
8 January 2022
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What sets the film apart for me is the bleak ending. Causality loop for eternity. Plenty of actors you've seen in assorted tv and movies and a Playboy playmate of the month to boot!
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Dirty Dancing (I) (1987)
Dirty Watching
7 June 2020
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So, the family is off to a resort where all you do is dance or golf? OK. And you can only dance like "old folks", unless you find the secret smoke filled room where staff (and random "lucky" guests) grind against each other?

Then, a wonderful abortion subplot? Jennifer Grey looks 16, Swayze 30, ahem. She gets her "break" due to the aforementioned abortion. Then she gets in line to potentially need one herself, along with her creepy sister. At least their dad can perform them.

Just awful. Essentially, a soundtrack in search of a film. No story. Painful dialogue. Very little chemistry.

I have friends who love this film. I always figured it would just be cheesy fun. But it's not. It's boring and morally ambiguous, at best. Put ME in that corner, facing the wall.
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The Departed (2006)
The best movie I've ever seen, that I also didn't like....SPOILERS
28 January 2007
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The acting, direction, cinematography....all first rate. Technically, a brilliant film. The tension built up nicely. The film didn't seem two and a half hours in length.

Unfortunately, the payoff didn't work for me and the film, as a whole, was bleak and cynical. I had emotional investment in only one character, Costigan, and he gets his brains blown out. OK, OK...I'll admit, it was nice not to have the typical clichéd ending. Costigan would have been greeted by applauding cops, like Sullivan was. Then, on the verge of a big promotion, would have handed in his shield and walked out onto and down the street.....camera rises...fade to black.

So, I'm OK it didn't end that way. But holy moly, everyone gets shot in the head. Just as a matter of fact, it seems. There's no real "good guy", again, not necessarily a bad thing. However, you MUST be emotionally invested in someone. For me, it was Leo but just barely.

Essentially, everyone was a rat. That was pounded into my pointy little head from the first frame and then pounded in again and again and again. That's a lot to wade through just for that message.

Ultimately, the film felt like a waste of time. Everyone dies. Well, except for Dignam. And...every cop is dirty. Not just a little dirty....but shoot the other cop in the head, dirty.

Big disappointment. Maybe my love of 'Goodfellas' is blocking me. But I don't think so. It was one of the best films of the 90's.
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JFK (1991)
An amazing film
12 October 2005
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So Oliver Stone throws every conspiracy theory he can think of, into the story. So, he uses dubious sources. So he takes "dramatic license" at every turn, self admitted I might add(on feature length commentary). This movie is just fantastic, hypnotic. Anyone interested in the JFK assassination, should NOT end their research with this film. That would be a huge mistake. However, they should definitely BEGIN their research with this film.

Great performances all around. Costner is quite good as Garrison. Decide for yourself, Garrison the hero? Or Garrison the nutjob? Stone paints him as an American hero, with nary a blemish. Perfect in nearly every frame. Pesci is his usual "over the top" brilliant. Tommy Lee Jones is both normal and utterly creepy and corrupt, as Clay Shaw/Bertrand.

See this film. Then do some digging on the net. Still, there will be more answers than questions. But it's a fascinating journey.
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A total misfire
6 August 2005
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Perhaps I'm just too stuck in the past. I've never read the book, but I love the original film. Wilder just cannot be replaced. His Wonka was NOT weird, he was just putting on an act to push the kids and parents to their respective breaking points. And it worked.

In the original film, the ultimate prize was a secret until the end. In this one, we know some kid is getting something pretty special.

Johnny Depp's Wonka is just a freak. He would have little to no chance of becoming ANYTHING in life. I happen to love Depp, but this performance was bad and tough to watch. One or two amusing lines and nothing else.

The ending of the original film is much better. A better morality tale, if you will. Handing the everlasting gob-stopper back to Wonka, was perfect.

So this one is closer to the book? Hmm...guess I'll have to skip the book then. Of course, Dahl wrote the screenplay to the original film, so what to think? Hmm again.

Sorry, the original is a twisted bit of confectionery magic. This one is missing an ingredient or two.
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In Search of... (1977–1982)
Great show
7 February 2005
I originally watched this show, because I was 11 years old and a Trekkie. Anything with Shatner or Nimoy, and I was there! Still am, actually. However, I really became hooked. I found the speculation fascinating and educational. Now, these shows are wonderful to look back on, because they are so dated. There will always be new information coming about old topics. Amelia Earhart is a good example. There will also be instances where we learn just how flawed science can be. And why we should proceed cautiously when science instructs us on a subject. Case in point: The episode dealing with the "coming ice age"...haha. Yes, only 30 years ago, this was the thinking. Get ready, in 30 years we'll be looking back shaking our heads at the thought of "global warming".
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Bah, nonsense
29 December 2004
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If you're watching just for the effects, don't bother. There are few and far between. This is a standard, run of the mill, disaster movie. However, it does have a nice left-wing twist, if you're into that sort of thing. See, America is to blame for everything in this movie. Yep. And, we really get our comeuppance, boy howdy! We ignored scientists so long and in this movie, they all get to say "nananana, we told you so"! Unfortunately, this sort of junk science is perfect for Hollyfraud. Also, unfortunately, the uninformed and ignorant will take it as gospel.

Grade: *1/2 out of ****
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One of Scorsese's best
21 September 2004
I actually prefer this film to Mean Streets or Raging Bull. Ellen Burstyn was always a personal favorite and she is absolutely brilliant as Alice. This film bears no resemblance to the sitcom that would spin off from it. This is a textured, touching and humorous look at a woman's journey BACK towards independence. It is far superior and a much more mature film than, say, Thelma & Louise. If you're looking for female "empowerment" movies. Alice is reality. The fine cast also includes, Harvey Keitel and Diane Ladd. Both in fantastic performances. This is just a great movie and very overlooked. If you're getting into Scorsese, don't miss this one!
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What fun!
5 August 2004
This is such fun. I first saw this in school, no less! This is exactly the type of "documentary", Ed Wood would make. The cheesy special effects, the fantastic use of stock footage. And "Criswell predicts"...um, I mean Orson.

Looking particularly bloated. What a shame. As for the subject of the film? Pfft. Bunk. Just live your lives and get over it. You'll be dead soon enough, don't worry about it. Trust in GOD, not some loon.

Of course, Orson said..."Keep one eye on the quatraines and one eye on the morning paper"! Actually, I'd put more faith in Orson, than in some French "prophet". What a shame ol Orson let himself go, physically. But I digress. Just watch this film for the fun of it. Nothing more.
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Van Helsing (2004)
Boring, loud and obnoxious
15 June 2004
Being a fan of the classic Universal horror pictures, I was both dreading and looking forward to, this movie. I walked out after one hour. Loud, no sense of direction, dark, horrible CGI and terrible acting. Particularly on the part of Richard Roxburgh as Dracula. The "brides" were laughable. The Wolfman was a total waste. Another example of too much CGI, not enough real makeup. I'd rather watch The Howling. Most of the CGI scenes were dark scenes, especially the Wolfman scenes....always a sign of trouble.

I recommend avoiding this film and sticking with the classics. Go get the Monster Collection DVD and see the difference between great cinema (The Bride Of Frankenstein) and this wretched waste of time (Van Helsing).
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28 Days Later (2002)
Excellent film
29 June 2003
This is not a typical zombie picture. It is a film about human nature. The ugly side of humanity. It is well worth checking out but don't expect another "Resident Evil". It is NOT boring. It is quite thought provoking. Shot on DV, you will get used to the "look" of it before you know it.
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The Core (2003)
In a word....FUN
4 April 2003
Illogical? Ridiculous? Improbable? All yes. And, who cares. I consider this a latter day "When Worlds Collide". Classic 50's sci-fi brought into the 21st century. It was cornball and all the other words I described but it was a fun time at the movies. Unlike some films of this kind, The Core is not just eye candy. The effects serve the story.

Don't look for logic. Look for fun. You'll find it.

8/10
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Frailty (2001)
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13 January 2003
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Personally, I was worried it was going to be an anti-religious film. And it would be wildly inaccurate. There has never been a case like this. Serial killers don't choose victims from different age and gender groupings. The clues are there from early on. Where did he get his "list" of "demons"? I started realizing then and there that this could be real.

The film reminds me of "The Rapture" with Mimi Rogers. It too could have been a poke at religion or belief, however the ending shows these things to be true.

I will admit, Frailty goes from the realm of horror to the realm of "apocalyptic thriller". However, that's what I liked. I think a non-believer will have trouble with a horror movie that ends up being a "fairy tale". Whereas a believer will think, HOLY COW! What the heck would I do if I got a vision like this? It brings a deeper perspective to the film, for those of us who believe in a higher power.

I'm not prepared to go 4 stars like Ebert did, but I'll go 3.
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Subpar Spielberg
9 January 2003
WOW, what an overrated film! The movie is simply too long and very poorly paced. It could have used some voice over narration from Frank. Similar to "Goodfellas". I kept thinking of Goodfellas while watching this film. A criminal, period dress, period music.....then they part ways. The pacing of Goodfellas is brilliant and length is no object.

Those are the two areas CMIYC fails. It's all over the map with one too many endings. It is also an embarrassing role for Hanks. Leo is good.

I cannot fathom why Spielberg wasted his time with this film or why critics are fawning over it.

As a big Spielberg fan, I am disappointed. I'm one of the few who thinks A.I. is a masterpiece. There was just no magic in Catch Me If You Can, nothing special.
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Great film, just like the first
9 January 2003
I have not and will not read the books. I just don't care. I like film. The world created in these films is brilliant. You feel completely absorbed. I couldn't believe 3 hours had gone by!

I understand that purists do not like Rings. So what. Purists didn't like Dune, either. For those of us who are not so 'into it', these are very fun films. Technically brilliant. Smeagal/Gollum is particularly impressive. Jar Jar WHO??

If you like fantasy, go see these films. You will enjoy yourself and be swept away from this weary world for a few hours.

9/10
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Better than Insurrection
14 December 2002
Otherwise, wait til video release. Good effects and lots of 'shootin' but that's not what Roddenberry's message was. Unfortunately, that's what you need in a big budget movie. Too bad. It's not really Star Trek. Most non-Trekkies should like it just fine.

The best Trek film is still the first. The closest to Roddenberry's message.
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Hannibal (2001)
Check it out
17 February 2001
Well, the deal is done. Saw it. Liked it. However.....not nearly as good as Silence. Very different effect is achieved by this film. It does almost play like an elite form of slasher movie. Like Jason with class and an education. I like Jodie and I see why she really didn't want this role. There's not a hell of a lot for Starling to do. Let's just say this- I liked it for what it is. As a stand alone film. It works on some levels. I think 2 1/2 is a good rating. I can recommend it. I even liked it. It just pales in comparison. And one can't help but compare. The characters all seem a bit shallow. Even Lecter. Some parts of this film are sooo over the top, I have to accept them as dark humor. The main thing I remember about Silence is the overwhelming feeling of dread, of sadness about the events in the film. "What does he do, this man you seek?" "He kills women." "NO, that is INCIDENTAL." Now that exchange instilled horror in me. There's just nothing like that in this film.
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Gladiator (2000)
Great film!
4 February 2001
First, I must admit bias. Any film dealing with ancient Rome stirs my interest. I had no problem, whatsoever, with the CGI in this film. Rome has never looked so good! The sets, costumes and acting are all of superior quality. The score, by Hans Zimmer, is beautiful.

Now, if you want a history lesson...read a textbook. Just as Titanic was a fictional story within a factual framework, so to is Gladiator. Few films dealing with history are accurate. View Gladiator for what it is, a grand spectacle and a great film.
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