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The Curse of the Komodo (2004)
Soft Core Porn Actors Battle To Survive... Their Acting *Spoilers*
*Spoilers* This movie is peopled with Soft Core Porn Actors whose over-acting is compounded by bizarre facial tics. Between scenes full of cheesy over baked dialog and spastic eyebrows, the characters shoot guns at the lizard from the set of 'Journey To The Center Of The Earth'. The gun play is hideous. They might as well be holding sticks and shouting 'bang bang'. I do have an appreciation for Tim Abell and Ted Monte as actors, and they try, they really do, but nothing else in the movie works. The character Jack (Tim Abell) carries around a flask of never ending liquor, which, y'know, he really *needed* just to make it through this offal.
It Waits (2005)
A Slow Snore
This movie is BORING. It is slow paced and slow witted. The lead character is throwing a pity party and serves plenty of whine through out the length of the film. The movie does share some beautiful scenery, which is ruined by dumb dialog riddled with cliché, and a camera that is apparently attached to the back of a turtle, when not in the hands of a rampaging squirrel. The editing looks like the squirrel got a hold of it, too. The DVD doesn't include many features, and the one I miss is subtitles, as the dialog is often hurried or slurred. It had the overall quality of a 70's porn film without the skin and sex, which is even more pathetic that a 70's porn film with the skin and sex. I found myself fast forwarding through parts of it and even then the film was slow. I finally turned the thing off.