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Red Planet (2000)
1/10
don't waste your time
31 August 2003
this movie is terrible. it starts off bad and only gets worse. i really dont understand why there are so many bad sci-fi movies. and i thought that mission to mars sucked, well it looks good after seeing this. it was cheesy, predictable, and they didnt even bother to check their science. don't waste your time watching this movie, it was painful.
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10/10
lot's of fun
31 August 2003
i love this movie. it's one of those movies that you can watch over and over and it's still just as funny and entertaining each time. the dialogue is wonderful, there are some many great quotes, and i like the director's use of color and lighting throughout the movie. i suppose that there are things in it that might offend certain people, but if you can appreciate the absurdity of society with a bit a gore, you will love this movie. in fact, i have not met anyone who did not enjoy it!
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Legion (1998 TV Movie)
i'm not sure what to say about this movie ...
10 August 2003
the movie seemed interesting enough from the cover and plot outline. i'm a big horror fan, i even like plenty of bad horror, so i figured it would be worth watching. well, i think that i was wrong ... this movie is pretty terrible. the dialogue really sucks, half the time i could not even pay attention to what was going on, in fact i had no idea what was going on, and i didnt really want to know what was going on (at least it wasnt predictable being that it was so random and weird). yet, it was kindof like a car accident, you cant stop looking at it.

my friend took the movie out of the dvd player and threw it across the room cursing it immediately after it ended... maybe that says something about how bad the movie was ...
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wheelchairs are creepy
6 August 2003
this is quite possibly the scariest movie that i have ever seen. the first time i saw it i was really young and was completely traumatized. i practically had nightmares about it and would think about it a lot. i refused to ever watch it again, just seeing the cover in the video store would make my heart beat faster. many many years later, a friend of mine convinced me to watch it again, it was still very creepy. the worst part is that since then i keep seeing all these abandoned wheelchairs in the creepiest places. in fact, there is one outside my window on the side of the street. i keep expecting wheelchairs turn and start moving on their own!! :(
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Buffalo '66 (1998)
1/10
don't waste your time watching this movie!!
5 August 2003
this movie was quite possibly the most boring, painful movie that i have ever seen. the dialogue is terrible, the characters are unlikeable, and it is just painful to watch. in fact, i am writing this in the middle of the movie ... it is so bad that i know that it will not suddenly get any better. i could not even wait till the end of this movie to write this review. i'm probably going to just turn it off soon.
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About Schmidt (2002)
this movie is terrible, don't waste your time or money ...
28 April 2003
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** warning spoilers below**

i didnt have any interest in seeing this movie, but one of my friends said that he had heard good things about it. well the movie absolutely sucked. it was painfully boring and slow and was basically about some old looser who accomplished nothing in his life. i guess it was supposed to be a commedy or something, but it wasnt funny at all, if anything it was disturbing that a movie so bad could actually be made.

the worst part was the end where he lets his daughter marry the loser with the trashy family. was there supposed to be some kind of message like "it's ok to let your kids be losers too [as long as they are happy]"?
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it wasnt great, it wasnt terrible
28 April 2003
i'm a big fan of horror movies, so i was somewhat excited to see it when it came out. i didnt really have any expectations, so i wasnt really disappointed with it. it was a decent movie, probably better than most movies that are out in the theaters now. but there was something about the movie that made me not especially like it. i think that they tried to hard to make it "artistic" or "different" and ended up missing the point. the girl's crazy high pitched laugh kinda got to me after a while too. but it did have a cool ending.
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entertaining movie ..
30 March 2003
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warning spoilers below...

if you havent seen the alternate endings that come with the dvd version, you are really missing out. i dont know why they didnt use the second alternate ending ... it is so awesome. the jim hensonesc alien creature comes out during the seance, folds its wings around jan, they disappear, and then jan flies through space and finds karen frozen in this force field thing, she saves her, and then both girls get transported back to the chapel. you really should check it out!
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The Ring (2002)
2/10
not scary at all
20 March 2003
i had heard that this was "the scariest movie ever" and was very excited to see it, unfortunately, it did not live up to expectations. it wasnt scary at all, it was stupid and boring, there werent any cool special effects, and there were only two scenes worth seeing (two good scenes do not make a good movie). if you're looking for good horror, look elsewhere.
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