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Flipping through channels I came across a really hot girl and kept watching what I thought was porn (yes, shame on me... I don't care). The script, plot and acting had me convinced this was the work of porno producers. Apparently it's about a weird protagonist that has no Plan B for her actions whatsoever. In attempting to do whatever she wanted to do, (because it didn't see like she wanted to live, in fact every dumb possible thing she could've done was done, even after genius plans to escape a facility), she failed miserably. Then more stuff happens, which I wont reveal in order to not spoil the magical suspense of fine storytelling. I didn't see the beginning of this movie, I don't know if she's supposed to be mentally retarded or something. If they didn't show the kid at the end of Forrest Gump I would've thought this was his daughter and they included her in some cheap thriller for a sequel. The hot girl was the antagonist, who just needed to act evil and pretty, which she did, and do tons of sex scenes, which she didn't. I just found out on this site that it was PG-13, I wish I had known that in advance. The acting is horrible, but you can mute it and just look at her for a couple of minutes. Not too long though, you will get dumber gradually as the film progresses. As you can see I don't mention the actual events, because the only way you can enjoy this movie is if you're one of those people who enjoy jenna jameson movies for its riveting story lines.

The girl: 10/10, The movie: 0/10