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2/10
Porn and plot holes
17 July 2003
There is nothing to like about this movie. Even the much talked about sex scenes start to get boring, since they are so gratuitous and repetitive. The film is poorly scripted and none of the psychological reactions of the characters ring true. No one could take seriously the character of Lorenzo the novelist who writes such juvenile autobiographical stories. And what about the plot holes and loose ends? Why the hell does the family dog suddenly attack the young girl, with whom it had lived for years? What purpose does it serve to leave open the fate of the babysitter, her mother and Carlos (who literally disappears down a hole)? The movie tries to be deep, but fails embarrassingly.
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3/10
Pretty, but one dimensional
9 July 2003
Fassbinder's use of color is often beautiful and occasionally exhilarating. It is a delightful cinematic moment when Ali first asks a drab and rainsoaked Emmi to dance in the bar, and she takes off her coat to reveal a technicolor dress underneath. There is no question that Fassbinder is the equal of his idol Douglas Sirk in composing a pretty image. But as nice as the style of this film is, it falls down on content. The preachy anti-racist tone gets monotonous, and the judgemental children and neighbors are just a bit too evil.

On the age difference issue, perhaps I am being just as bigoted as the antagonists in the film, but I find it a little implausible. Ali is a handsome youngish man, and I don't see how he could overcome the instincts built up by millions of years of evolution, and fall in love with the decrepit old Emmi. There is some vague reference in the film to Ali growing up without a mother, but this seems a psychological stretch.
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2/10
Why do any of Neo's fights last more than 1 second?
21 May 2003
Neo is apparently the Messiah - the One who can see past the simulations in the Matrix to the underlying code. As a result he is an all powerful superman in the Matrix. So then why does he engage in all these ineffectual and interminable slap-fest kung-fu fights? He ought to win each encounter in a nanosecond. We shouldn't even be able to see a fight - Neo ought to be altering the underlying code to his advantage directly, without any visual corollary. Furthermore, once Neo's powers are discovered, he should be the only human going back into the Matrix. None of the other characters needs to be there at all. It is as though the directors bestow omnipotence on this character, only to have him operate at 1% of his ability throughout the movie. If the Wachowski's had tried to make an intelligent sequel, one that was consistent with Neo's powers, they would have had NO ACTION SEQUENCES at all. But of course this isn't an intelligent sequel - it is just a stupid and long commercial for sunglasses, Cadillacs and Ducatis. This movie is a failure on a par with the Star Wars prequels.
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Equilibrium (2002)
1/10
Vote-rigging: Compare the IMDB to the Rotten Tomatoes score
14 May 2003
I want to add to my previous comment that vote-rigging is the likely cause of Equilibrium's high IMDB score. Typically, IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes scores are highly correlated, but in this case they are diametrically opposed. Rotten Tomatoes gives Equilibrium a 26% rating, making it one of the worst movies of 2002. Meanwhile, IMDB has this turkey at 7.8 out of 10, one of the highest rated movies of the year. While critics and audience members sometimes disagree, they never disagree by this much. There is clearly an error with one of the two scores. Since the Rotten Tomatoes voting is easily verifiable by counting up the positive and negative critics comments posted on the site, I believe the problem lies with the IMDB score. If this is just the result of adolescent boys running up the score to give the movie a boost, then it is not such a big deal. But if it is a commercial ploy to boost Equilibrium DVD sales and rentals then that would be something far more serious.
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Equilibrium (2002)
1/10
The worst movie I have ever seen in my life
13 May 2003
I don't know where to begin. This was so painful. I never thought that I would see a movie worse than Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin, but here it is. The only explanation that I can find for this film's high rating is that there is a legion of 13 year old boys stuffing the ballots. So to you teenagers out there - Stop It !!! You made me waste an evening of my life on this Z-Grade Matrix rip-off.
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1/10
Unsubtle Marxist political sermon
9 May 2003
Warning: Spoilers
The story takes place in West Germany in the 1970s, a time of great public fear caused by the Red Army Faction's terror campaign of bombing and murder. Katharina Blum is seen going home one night with a suspected terrorist after a party, and she is subsequently arrested and interrogated. The police give her some fairly aggressive treatment and the tabloid newspapers smear her name. As you would expect in a left-wing political film, Ms Blum plays the innocent martyr in all of this, an apparently wrongfully accused woman whose rights are abused by both police investigators and the media. The cops and reporters are made to be caricatures of meanness and evil. The film-makers try every manipulative trick in the book to make us sympathize with her, and think ill of her accusers. When she refuses to cooperate in their investigation, she is portrayed as legitimately defending her dignity.

The problem with all of this of course is that to many politically moderate viewers, the woman thoroughly deserved everything that she got! [Some SPOILERS ahead] It is revealed at the end of the film that she did in fact aid and abet the terrorist, and in fact knew where he was hiding. She could easily have avoided all the negative newspaper coverage and police brusqueness by cooperating. Indeed she had a clear moral obligation to do so. That she felt a romantic attraction to the fugitive, is an incredibly selfish reason for her not to help the police. Only in the upside-down moral universe of the lunatic left does the anti-police and anti-media blame game in this film make any sense at all. Katharina Blum has only herself to blame for her loss of honor.
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La Jetée (1962)
5/10
After all the hype, I expected better than this
30 April 2003
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As a fan of fantastical and surreal cinema from the silent era, I really expected to like La Jetee, a tale of time-travel and memory told through narrated photographs. However, I found the movie to be more interesting as a concept on paper than on the screen. The idea of using a montage of photos is a rather good one. Unfortunately the photos that Marker actually uses turn out to be pretty bland, and he repeats them far too often, and cuts between images too quickly and regularly. Particularly irritating were the constantly reappearing shots of the prisoner/time-traveller with electrodes over his eyes as he undergoes experiments. It is not a bad image when it first appears, but it gets a little boring by its 50th appearance. I wish more thought had gone into the photography and more variation had been introduced into the editing.

While I know that the film is intended to be somewhat open-ended, one loose end in the narrative bothered me. Why did the scientists go to all the bother of killing the time-traveller at the end? Under the hypothesis that the time-travel was real, it was surely a costly waste of time for the scientists to chase the time-traveller down and shoot him. Under the alternative hypothesis that the time-travel was imagined or else purely a mental phenomenon, the scientists would then have killed the time-traveller relatively simply and costlessly by giving him, say, an injection of poison, so the shooting at the airport would be merely the time-traveller's imagination at work before he dies. However, if this latter explanation is the case, then the final airport scene is robbed of all its pathos, since the time-traveller-as-a-young-boy at the airport does not in fact witness his own adult death. Under this explanation, the shooting is imaginary and the presence of the boy is imaginary. I'm not sure there exists a satisfactory way to explain or motivate the ending of the film. But maybe future viewer comments can enlighten me.
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Bloody Sunday (2002)
2/10
Blatant propaganda film: British = Bad! Irish Catholic = Good!
25 April 2003
There is enough audience manipulation and fudging of the facts here to make Oliver Stone proud. Didactic movies such as this are annoying, no matter how good the director's technical skill, because they talk down to you and tell you what you ought to believe, based on a conveniently selected subset of the facts. For instance, what were the IRA doing that day in this supposed IRA stronghold? We are not told. It is certainly legitimate for the director to question the official British version of events, but he fails to apply the same skeptical standards to the other side.

While this docu-drama fails as a documentary, does it at least work as a drama? Yes and no. One the one hand, I found the hand-held "war correspondent" camerawork to be very effective. In addition, the director was able to elicit wonderfully naturalistic performances from his actors. But there are narrative failures. Strangely, the motivations of the British paratroopers to kill are not explored at all. One minute they are there with a disciplined plan to break up the march and arrest activists, and the next they are shown running amuck like crazed psychopaths shooting people execution-style. The film initially takes great pains to show the professionalism of the British troops as they organize, and then portrays them as behaving completely unprofessionally in the field. My guess is that this incongruity is a result of the director having left out some inconvenient facts that would weaken the anti-British moral judgement he is pushing. It's tough to maintain a consistent story line when you are so busy coming up with speculative embellishments and stripping out what you don't want the audience to know.
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Waking Life (2001)
1/10
Shallow pseudo-philosophy
22 October 2002
If you know anything about philosophy, physics, or biology, don't go see this film. Its insights into the "human condition" are embarrassingly banal. This is not a film for thinking people. It is only suited to those who think they are thinkers. Also, why are people so impressed with the art direction? This style was cheesy when A-Ha did it in their "Take on Me" video 20 years ago, and it still is now.
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5/10
Excellent satire of the intelligence business, told with a straight face
21 October 2002
It's too bad about the low IMDB rating for this movie. It is a deft blend of James Bond, Casablanca and Dr Strangelove which directs its often vicious tongue-in-cheek barbs at both the intelligence industry and the spy films which glorify it. While it can be enjoyed "straight", that is as a story in its own right, I think those who miss its satirical structure (the film doesn't directly let the audience in on the joke - it must be inferred), miss half the fun.
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Traffic (2000)
2/10
Preachy
28 April 2002
Overly simplistic "message" film that dumbs things down for the mass audience. Soderbergh's direction lacks subtlety both in content and visual style. I wanted to like this movie, but nothing in it really struck me as terribly original or insightful.
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2/10
Dirty old rich guys and the harlots who sucker them
8 March 2002
Amusing enough for a smile but not much more. The film doesn't quite work as satire because it is not an exaggeration - this sort of thing happens all the time. Right now, wherever you are in the world, within a 1 mile radius of you there is some balding fat rich old lecher hitting on some money-grubbing little vixen, who is going to end up taking him for all he's got. Bunuel once again seems desperate to be "analyzed" by the critics: two actresses playing the same character, random terrorist attacks throughout. Throw in enough arbitrary stuff and you'll get some expert waxing philosophical about your directorial obsessions.
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Breathless (1960)
4/10
Has not aged well
8 March 2002
Breathless seems a lesser movie today than when it was first released. Its beatnik philosophical musings, reinterpreted Hollywood B-movie cliches and frenetic editing were original and provocative in 1960. Viewed from today's perspective however, the philosophy is naive and quaint, the tactic of referring to other films within a film has become commonplace, and the overly-clever editing seems like gimmickry. It's just not fresh any more. Of course that won't stop it from inspiring a never ending stream of turgid undergraduate essays.
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Straw Dogs (1971)
10/10
My vote for best thriller ever made [contains spoiler]
21 February 2002
Warning: Spoilers
This is my favourite Peckinpah film, and it is possibly the best thriller ever made, period. The tension (sexual and violent) is built up and sustained through incredible editing (eg. the inter-cutting of flashbacks of Susan George's rape into the village Christmas party skits). This movie is not just a must see, it is a must own.

One of the funniest and darkest "hero rides off" movie endings I've seen: Hoffmann drives off triumphantly into the night with the retarded child-molester he is protecting, leaving his wife at home with a house full of dead bodies.
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1/10
Never mind the politics - as a movie this is weak
21 February 2002
Warning: Spoilers
Being (almost) right on the issues doesn't make this a good movie. Okay, okay I get the point that suppressing free thought in defense of orthodoxy is bad, just stop beating me over the head with it. Inherit the Wind is neither subtle nor complex - it is essentially a propaganda film (as others have noted), albeit one whose point of view most people would agree with.

With the exception of the enjoyably smarmy Gene Kelly as journalist EK Hornbeck, I found the over-acting by the lead players tiresome. The writing too seemed quite poor. As an exposition of the issues at stake, the court room arguments were completely garbled. Either attorney would be hard-pressed to win a high school debate, let alone a high profile court case.

Defense attorney Henry Drummond's private reasons for supporting his client (and the moral of the story) are particularly wishy-washy. Rather than supporting the teaching of evolution on the grounds that it is the best-substantiated hypothesis while creationism is demonstrably false, he instead defends it on the basis that minority thoughts and viewpoints should be freely expressed. Unfortunately, the logical implication of this line of argument is that, in the current day and age, when evolutionary theory is universally accepted, any biology teacher who wanted to teach the minority view of creationism should be allowed to do so.

The film's biggest sin, however, is its lack of courage towards the end. [Possible spoiler ahead] Rather than fully developing the idea of the moral culpability of the citizens of Hillsboro, this film ends up focusing all the blame on the intellectual arrogance of a single man, the prosecuting attorney, Matthew Brady. What a cop out! This movie just didn't have the guts to come out explicitly with the conclusion that the biggest villains were the southern voters who elected those supporting this silly legislation.
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Running Time (1997)
1/10
Not Good
15 January 2002
This is one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. The story was boring, the dialogue was atrocious and the acting hammy. I'm not sure if this movie was the result of a film school homework project, but it certainly played like one. It is not even particularly successful in its central conceit of trying to appear as a single continuous take. The whooshing horizontal camera pans are a cheap and unoriginal way of hiding cuts.
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7/10
The worst Mandarin accents I have ever heard
26 August 2001
In general this film is decent entertainment, but one thing stops it from entering the upper tier of great films. Chow Yun Fat and Michelle Yeoh have atrocious Mandarin accents - imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger in a 19th Century British drama and you'd be close. Chow is a Cantonese-speaker from HK, and Yeoh is from Malaysia - neither speaks Mandarin remotely like a mainlander. The fact that Ang Lee did not train them to speak better, or have them rerecord their dialogue, suggests that this film was never intended for a Chinese audience. It was always meant as a "foreign" film for US consumption. In fact, I have come across a VCD of this film in China in which Chow and Yeoh's voices were overdubbed by other Chinese actors with normal accents.
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Midaq Alley (1995)
1/10
An empty film
26 August 2001
This film is just one banal art-house cliche after another. Through its gruelling 2.5 hours, there is not a single original or challenging idea. It's formulaic approach suggests it was made to appeal to the middle-aged NPR/PBS crowd (Rashomon-like multiple viewpoints, struggles to come to terms with one's sexuality, exploring the fabric of a generic working class community). For the right-brained among us, there is little here to appeal to the intellect. For the left-brained, the clumsy writing and hammy acting brings you little more drama than you would find in a Lifetime movie of the week. There are so many good films available on video - ones that can truly move and touch us all. Don't waste an evening on this.
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