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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
Just about average
I grew up with the Lord of the Rings and the Narnia books. When they first announced the Lord of the Rings movies I just thought they were going to mess it all up, but they didn't. It's about time a real movie adaption of the Narnia books were made, and I can't say I'm too happy about it. I had high (probably too high) expectations. I must agree with all of you that state ''the acting sucked''. I didn't like the actor who played Lucy, and the others did a mediocre job. The story is great, but they didn't capture it too well. Visual effects...Yeah, they are doing their job. The musical score were fulfilling and well made. It's no Gladiator or Star Wars, but it's quite nice. Can't say it fulfilled by hopes of a great Narnia movie, but we can only hope the next will be better. Six stars out of ten.
The Naked Mile (2006)
Stay far away from this!
If you like the AP movies (yeah, I mean the real trilogy. The fourth wasn't really a part of the series) chances are you won't like this. The plot(?), centers around Erik Stifler (a virgin) and two buddies, Cooze and Ryan, going to the 'Naked Mile'. This is a crazy festivity were a lot of students run naked around campus (or something like that). When they go there, Erik's girlfriend Thracie gives him a free weekend pass, so he can do whatever he wants, which he of course finds intriguing. But of course everything is not going as planned...Although this differs from person to person, I didn't found this movie the slightest funny at all (apart from the opening), and completely devoid of memorable dquotes like most of what came out of Stifler's mouth. The acting is not extremely bad, but not a single actor is doing a really good job, and I only found the Dwight Stifler character a little interesting (a different kind of Stifler, which is actually liked by the populace). When it comes to nudity, this film delivers. Well, with the title 'Naked Mile', you know what to expect. A lot of the ''humour'' is centered around this too, and it all came off as too much in the end. With a plot only there for an excuse for the naked women to be there, you see it comes off as very shallow in the end. If you want to see tits in a movie, come see this. If not, stay far away from this.