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Laserhawk (1997)
1/10
Okay Acting & Pretty Good SFX! Everything Else Very Bad!
13 September 2007
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INTRO: The thought of this movie should be removed from the brain of every person the planet. This movie is so bad that if Barney had his own movie, you'd think Barney was a cultural phenomenon. I have to admit when I got the movie I thought it would be awesome just because Mark Hamil was in it, but I was sadly proved very wrong. Mark's part was very short, he popped up in the middle of the film and died 2 minutes in a very stupid fashen. When I saw him I was sure the movie would get better from then on but I was wrong again. The film gives you some great exsitment and quickly takes it away.

PROS: Mark Hamil's acting was good. Surprisingly good special effects. It ended.

CONS: Too quickly paced. The story was bad. Seemed like a lower budget moronic version of Star Wars Episode IV.
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Evil Dead II (1987)
10/10
A Horror Classic. The God of Comedic Horror!!!
28 August 2007
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PROS: Great acting. Bruse Camdell was perfect for the role, he was very believable as the character of Ash. The scene where Ash cuts off his hand cuz it went evil was pure genius. The slapstick comedy was tremendously funny as it always is. All the demons were just flat out awesome. The Animation was the best in a Horror film at the time and is still great to look at. A very good film for the low budget of $3,500,000. The film is one of those few horror classics that you can watch over and over again and it never gets old. Better Than the Original Evil Dead. Not to mention how awesome it was to see Ash go evil and try to kill everyone.

CONS: The first 10 to 15 minutes was kind of on the boring side. The film seemed to be a remake even though on the back of the DVD it says he returned again to release the evil once again. They made a few mistakes in the film but its hard to notice. And it is semi inconsistent with the 3rd film "Army Of Darkness." The film ended.

CONCLUSION: Even with all the mistakes, the semi-boreingness, & the inconsistanties; the film still takes my breath away, the good things about the film makeup for all the semi-bad. The Film is a classic accually its the classic, Thats why I give it a 10 out of 10.
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Diamondbacks (1998 Video)
1/10
This Movie Sucked Balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 November 2006
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PROS: The best 2 parts of the movie was the part that said "The End" and the "End Credits."

CONS: Just flat out boring, the blood was orange, horrible acting, the lead actor is an anounced queir, the special effects were totally and completely bad, the chase scenes were long drawm out and boring, the movie was an hour and a half long but it seemed like a four hour movie, it is one of the few movies that you could compare to Barney and say Barney is better hell i'd even buy the teletubies collection over this movie, its not even worth the dollar I paid, and finally when there is a miniature you can tell it is a miniature.
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8/10
Fairly Good Storyline, OK Graphics.
25 October 2006
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PROS: There so much more to do. you could build and breakdown stuff with the workbench rather than simply just upgrading. The fighting style was more complex and you could even train some of your party in the ways of the Jedi or Dark Jedi, which was an excellent addition to the Knights Of The Old Republic Saga. You also get to hang out with the Mandalorans and even Mandalore himself. You get to see what goes on in the Ebon Hawk between everyone else in your party, which is very fun to see and it also makes the game feal and look more real. Plus, Atton's dailog was perfact. And it had cameos to tell where the characters from the first Knights Of The Old Republic had gone.

CONS: It takes 10 to 15 hours of gameplay to get your lightsaber which is very frustrating. There is a ton of glitches but some are funny like when Atton is typing on the Ebon Hawk computer but he isn't he is typing on nothing, the computer wasn't there. And one of my favorites is Bao Dur's floating robot kept going through Goto. Another issue was when Atton killed something or was about to attack he constantly said, "it time to even the odds," which was very gay. But one of several major issues I had was that the storyline was not at all remotely as good as the first Knights Of The Old Republic which made me fealing empty and even worse is at the end when you are on Malacore you are like a God it is near impossible to be killed by anyone or anything. The story had become repetitive over the coarse of the game which was depressing.

CONCLUSION: I give the game an 8 out of 10 because I felt that the game had enough positive sides that I could give it a slight break, even though the negatives slightly outway the positives, but not by much.
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The Godfather (1972)
10/10
Jesus Perfect!!!
25 October 2006
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PROS: Just flat out great, it is a instant classic you cannot get any better when it comes to Mafia movies. The movie had an overly perfect cast. The story never strayed. The tragities were well played out. The chemistry between the cast was well seen. It was a excellent good versus evil film that you can watch over and over and over and over and again and again and again till you are blue in the face and barf all over your television set (if this happens contact you doctor imediately). It was the only film that is easily compared to Star Wars and can simply be considerd as a great and spectacular saga.

CONS: There are none!!!
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10/10
Jesus Perfact Storyline. Good Graphics. A Saga.
20 October 2006
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PROS: I was never a big fan of Real Time Turn Based Games, but one day I was randomly surfing the Internet when I saw the trailer, so I bought it. Knights of the Old Republic had excellent storyline, it's graphics were light years beyond most Turned Based Games and it was one of those few games that even if you don't like Star Wars or even Turned Based Games you would love this game. It was Challengeing game that caused you to think and it even gave you the freedom of choice to choose light or dark side, which very few games Turned Based or not don't give that freedom.

CONS: The game did have about 2 problems on the Xbox version, the pace of the game was way too quick, and some of the dialog were just plain gay, like when Juhani kept repeating "thats what a Jedi can do" every time she killed something which got really agitating after a while. And the wookies had way too much dialog.

CONCLUSION: I give the game a 10 out of 10 because I felt that the game's positives sevrely out way the negatives of the game. I also felt that the game was more mysterous, more fun, and much more interesting than all of the other Star Wars Games combined.
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