I can't believe this drag of a film has such a high average score. This is one of the worst films I've ever seen. From the relentless and energy zapping, slightly delivered narration from Fassbender, which adds nothing to the story, or the understanding, or appreciation or enjoyment of the film whatsoever, to the perplexity of the basic story. He starts off, trying to tell us how he's such an emotional as killer, and yet the entire film is a revenge story about him and his girl. For whom he has very deep feelings.
We are tortured with his musical choice, which is nothing but the Smiths or Morrissey. Why on earth? Is that meant to show that he's not your average cold-blooded killer? Are we supposed to like him for this? Is there anything to like about him?
The longest dumbest fight scene I've ever witnessed. Endless over the top bone crunching blows, where every other one you tell yourself that this means he's toast. But it just continues artlessly with no possibility to exhibit fighting virtuosity as it's too dark when the attack takes place at night. So many times one of them receives a cliché, groping and manages to pick up some object and then smash it over the other guys head. Each of them does that at least five or six times, right? Could any human being withstand this amount of punishment? Of course not. It's just ridiculous.
Perhaps this film is a satire... Otherwise, I don't know how it makes any sense. And none of the costars are worth anything, none of them are interesting. Nor is the nail gun thing. Like that hasn't been used before? Many times? So why?
When we finally get to Tilda Swinton, even she can't make us feel glad with persisted through this mess.
I kept asking myself as I watch this drudgery at what point did the actors realize while they were filming this that this was a dog, and how that was going to feel when they had to begin the marketing gig.
Hopefully they can laugh it off as another proof that nobody's perfect.
We are tortured with his musical choice, which is nothing but the Smiths or Morrissey. Why on earth? Is that meant to show that he's not your average cold-blooded killer? Are we supposed to like him for this? Is there anything to like about him?
The longest dumbest fight scene I've ever witnessed. Endless over the top bone crunching blows, where every other one you tell yourself that this means he's toast. But it just continues artlessly with no possibility to exhibit fighting virtuosity as it's too dark when the attack takes place at night. So many times one of them receives a cliché, groping and manages to pick up some object and then smash it over the other guys head. Each of them does that at least five or six times, right? Could any human being withstand this amount of punishment? Of course not. It's just ridiculous.
Perhaps this film is a satire... Otherwise, I don't know how it makes any sense. And none of the costars are worth anything, none of them are interesting. Nor is the nail gun thing. Like that hasn't been used before? Many times? So why?
When we finally get to Tilda Swinton, even she can't make us feel glad with persisted through this mess.
I kept asking myself as I watch this drudgery at what point did the actors realize while they were filming this that this was a dog, and how that was going to feel when they had to begin the marketing gig.
Hopefully they can laugh it off as another proof that nobody's perfect.
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