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Blood, Sweat and Cheer (2023)
Perfectly great treasure trash~
Let's get this out of the way; this movie isn't deep or insightful or anything like that. And that's its greatest strength. It knows it's schlock and it wears that honor on its sleeve. The lead actress couldn't pass as a teen in her wildest dreams and that just adds to the hilarity, and seeing the cast trying to act around that is such a delight. It's a fun, cheesy, campy, "dramatic" romp of a narcissistic helicopter parent desperately trying to reclaim some glory and purpose, best enjoyed with friends, sugary snacks, and some soundproofing to muffle the laughter. They didn't intend for it, but it's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while~
Dashcam (2021)
Watched it for free, still feel scammed
I've never wanted a main character dead more than this sentient pile of bacteria and excrement. Not in Riverdale, 13 Reasons Why, or even 50 Shades of Grey. Every single thing about the main character is horrendous. Her voice, how she looks, and of course, her personality, which in any other movie would be a caricature, but this is a horror movie, and the only genuine horror is that people like her actually exist, and that she doesn't die in the end. The ONE thing I was holding out for never happened. And she never receives any repercussions for her actions. At the very least, Stretch (RIP, best character) should've immediately called the cops on her ass the second she jacked his ride. God-awful movie, the worst I've ever seen of 2022. Please, save your precious time and watch something, literally anything, else.