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Immortality (I) (2016)
1/10
Another movie rated by cast and crew
8 June 2021
Really terrible. Not simply because it is incredibly low budget that was made by a group of friends who had nothing better to do, but it is like a really bad infomercial reserved for a low budget bankrupt tv channel.
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1/10
Oh god no
18 May 2021
Bad acting, bad dialogue writing and just a waste of time.
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6/10
A movie with high potential
3 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The movie was well done from certain aspects, mainly the acting. It fell apart in my opinion at the end. This is a guy with meticulous code and workmanship and how he goes about things at the end, just makes it really not very believable. He should have gotten arrested.
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Glitch (2015–2019)
1/10
You shoot a dog in the pilot - 1 star automatic
18 August 2020
End of story. Horrible writing and a worthless show.
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2/10
The style of movie you get when an arrogant theist is the writer
23 May 2020
Absolutely arrogant and condescending film with obvious answers if you asked the questions to an arrogant fascist theist. Intriguing concept however, but an irritatingly condescending path. Watch this if you believe the bible is the word of god written by man, and want to be told what to think, in addition love blindly following without any evidence as to whom or what you're following.
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6 Underground (2019)
1/10
Michael bay film - so good action - terrible plot
15 December 2019
The movie is quite a chore to get through, even though I like Ryan, this is just an awfully boring film.
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Joker (I) (2019)
10/10
Wow! Not your usual "pandering to your ego" nonsense movie
12 November 2019
It makes you feel like you could have gone down the wrong path and empathize with him. There are a ton of would be jokers out there who have been tormented day in and day out, and now you see what happens when one of them has had enough. I used to think Joker was a psychopath. Hardly! He's simply a mentally ill (borderline personality disorder and schizophrenic ) person pushed to the edge. This could almost serve as a foretelling of what could truly happen if we don't try to help people now, who go through this kind of abuse.
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4/10
Bad fight scenes
5 November 2019
Bad guys just stand around waiting to get shot, or waiting to get beat up. Multiple bad guys? no problem. Most will stand there waiting for Jason or Dwayne to get done with one of their buddies and then kick into action. Who doesn't love a movie like that? Me.
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The Losers (I) (2010)
1/10
Words can't describe how much I hate this film
3 November 2019
The writing is absolute garbage and showing certain psychopaths as having empathy makes very little sense. Can shoot a loved one without batting an eye one second and show heart and compassion the next. Obviously the writer has no understanding or education in psychology, and in my view shouldn't be making films.
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1/10
Try to trick your friends to watch this.
31 October 2019
Trick your friends to watch this, claim there's a super amazing twist at the end, and watch the unfriending on facebook to ensue. This is truly the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen some really bad ones. It is dumb, unfunny and the acting is ... well if you lied to me and told me this was a film on the same level as the special olympics, written and directed by people with down syndrome, I would accept it.
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1/10
Recipe for making a movie much more annoying - Cast CM Punk
27 October 2019
Wow, the movie was bad, CM punk is also just an incredibly unlikeable person, so he fit the role I suppose, if his role was to make the movie even more lack luster.
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Parasite (2019)
9/10
Not sure how I can even use words adequately to describe this masterpiece
19 October 2019
This was simply amazing and has raised the bar unfortunately for all future movies I watch.
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1/10
Tired of the cast and crew rating their own junk flick
18 October 2019
This is unbelievably bad on so many levels. Even for a project for school, this would be given a failing grade that results in the whole class laughing. The acting is terrible and the story line is absurd and just bad.
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1/10
Read these as a kid, the only thing butchered was the credibility of this book.
16 October 2019
Read these books as a kid, was scary. This film is absolute rubbish and probably rated by the people who made it along with their clown following. This could have been really good if it were actual stories from the book, not this absolute nonsense.
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1/10
Holy amateurish nonsense batman!
14 October 2019
This was just bad. And boring. Seems like a film me and my buddies would make, except the plot looks like it was written by folks after a few beers.
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The Loft (2014)
Stitched up nonsense "who dun it" plot
22 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Too much of an unnatural plot for these lame excuse for actors to want to set their friend up. Garbage plot designed for single braincelled people.
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Bloodline (III) (2018)
A well shot snooze fest
21 September 2019
Too many shots of the baby crying and taking care of it. 20 mins in, nothing much has happened yet.
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Tall Girl (2019)
1/10
Movie was written by a dunce
20 September 2019
First off, I really don't know any guy that would reject a girl for being really tall, if he found her attractive in the first place. But this movie was riddled with annoying cliches that weren't the least bit funny. Zero stars.
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Harmony (I) (2018)
Wouldn't watch it if you paid me
18 September 2019
If the choice was between staring at a wall watching paint dry, or watch this movie, and you paid me. I wouldn't do either. This movie should come with a free full frontal lobotomy.
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1/10
Makes you have respect for actual films
17 September 2019
This is beyond terrible that I truly believe the ratings for this were charity ratings given by friends, and even then they couldn't bear to give it more than 6 or 7 out of 10. It deserves a negative rating for wasting people's time.
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