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Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
I didn't finish this movie
I was just 2/4 in the movie and already felt like I was watching four different ones. I lost complete interest by the half of it. The plot was not interesting, the characters seemed all from a soap-opera, the actors seemed like they were just doing a job and, overall, an awful writting/directing. I wasn't surprised though,they did exactly the same with the Star Wars saga.
Lets be honest here. The Jurassic World franchise is bad. It's just another product made by studio executives that don't really know (or care) about cinema. These days there's just a few people in Hollywood that really understand what films are truly about. That's why streaming services are today's best option, sadly.
I'm not writting this review out of nostalgia or disappoinment, it's kinda fun to watch this industry digging its own grave, because you know, cinema doesn't belong to them.
Deo geullori (2022)
Slow but also very slow
The premise for this show sounded great. Revenge is one of my favorite subjects in films and tv shows. However, this is not a revenge series, it's a drama that goes everywhere and when you think something exciting is about to happen, it doesn't. Unnecessary dialogue, unnecessary characters, confusing but above all: Slow!! It's so slow that at one point I forgot that I was watching a revenge story, I just didn't care anymore.
This entire show could' ve been a movie or a three part series, but no, we have to watch 16 episodes, one hour each, to see if something ever happens. I had to stop, I just couldn't do it anymore.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Best comedy of 1983
Wow, just watched this again now in my 30's. I remember watching it when I was a kid and thinking this got to be a joke. This time I giggled through the entire thing, I mean the effects, the writting, the editing and direction...all that was off and somehow I coudn't stop watching. Because of that I gave this mess a 2/10.
Clarence (2013)
Bring it back
This show is brilliant, fun and human. Bring it back please.
W/ Bob and David (2015)
Didn't laugh once
Not kidding, it just didn't happen...not even once.
Rock Dog (2016)
Rock?
The movie is ok. I'm just amazed that the people behind it seem to really not know what rock and roll is.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Sea sick
This movie made me sea sick, and that's about the only thing it did. Studio garbage at its best.
Invincible (2021)
Original but stiff
This show has a great voice cast, but as usual in american animation, the stiffness of it and the expressionless characters make it a wasted effort from the actors. It just looks bad.
Besides that, the show has great elements, but for me, the problem from above makes it hard to watch. I'll stick with anime.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
we get it, you're an educated guy...but that doesn't make good film-making
Just...unlikable characters, self-indulgent, capricious dialog, intelectual orgy of references...in the end, an existential (once again) mess from Kaufman, that offers absolutely nothing new. Simpleness with the clothes of something with meaning.
The world we know wants to change, so we need to see farther and not wallow in the ever same mud, even if it's comfortable.
Proximity (2020)
Wasted opportunity
The movie had a big chance to be very good. Nice visuals, interesting premise, among others. But the writting, directing and acting (except for Ryan Masson) were so lacking. The first 15 minutes offered a great story, but then everything became forced, unreal and caricaturistic. Such a wasted opportunity of making something relevant on this subject. To be honest, I was let down.
Unacknowledged (2017)
A must watch if you believe, a must watch if you don't..
You can believe or not..it doesn't really matter to this documentary, for is not trying to help you with that problem. What this really great film is showing to all of us is that the evidence is here, exists and it's being manipulated by greedy, sociopathic hands. Whether it's about aliens, the military, both or none of them is a matter of time and people demanding their rightful access to information. I recommend everyone to watch this heartfelt documentary, made by conscious people that are truly worried about the future of our planet.
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
really bad
It seems that the budget of post-production for many big studios now includes buying hacks to write good reviews. Otherwise I can't explain the amount of people giving this truly bad movie more than four stars.
I won't elaborate on why this bored me so much or made me cringe the way it did, I just don't care enough.
I'm writing here just to say that, if you like this movie, then my friend, you have a big problem.
The Neverending Story (1984)
The best
fun times. cool alright then- pretty in pink but that's just like your opinion, mam.. you cant handle he truth so you complete me. never underestimate a flock of puppies, they will hunt your dreams and maybe, just maybe I will think about it. what do you mean you people? Now being serious I believe we need a bigger boot.