Reviews

Man. This film is fun, goofy, and full of great performances. Jeffery Jones is funny as the "bored with life" dad, and who could forget Jon Lovitz and his hilarious proformance as Todd Spango! I have to disagree with Maltin (As I seem to do alot) about this film. Its a wonderful film and it has a good message: Don't mess with Earth Dick!

Bad.Man...no other way to say it. Prime exapmle of a BAD BAD BAD remake. Some "bad" remakes aren't so bad...Like Evil Dead 2 (wonderful film). Godzilla is an American institution that is a Japanese import. I love all, and I mean all, Godzilla movies....except this one.I even prefer the Godzilla with his kid and the ones with the robot who flies. And they suck! But this one had a PANSIFIED, STUPID, COMPUTER GENERATED, NOT EVEN GODZILLA LOOKING "GODZILLA". I was horrified.

It was a good movie until "Godzilla" came on screen. He started out doing some cool things and it was okay...but then I saw this frickin IGUANA. What the hell was that? What crackhead said "Hey, I have an idea (Puff Puff). Lets make Godzilla into an Iguana, instead of the (Puff Puff, cough) loveable, awsome STEGO-T-REX that he is. (Puff Puff) Where'd that Blue Monkey go? Get me some more crack!"

Its Obvious those guys who did ID4 were thinking,"Well, we turned Close Encounters of the Third kind into a blood bath. Lets change how the world thinks about Godzilla." It never works to take an american classic and change it...IE: The Out of Towners, Romeo + Juilet. Sometimes it works(Planet of the Apes-AWSOME MOVIE!). These guys did a horrible job with Godzilla. Hopefully, we can drop the a-bomb on the piece of dog crap. Also...WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING WITH BABIES?? GODZILLA IS A MALE!!!

I love Bruce Willis. There is no other way to put it. This movie is amazing, funny, and just plain fun! Its a spy movie parody except it has to do with a super theif. The puns are wonderful, the acting is supurb and silly, and the plot is wonderfully grandeous. Whats not to love? Like I said...Turn off your mind. This isn't an intelectual film, its pure fun! But warning: Its completely over the top!

Horrible. Worse than Pandemonium, Scary Movie, and Titanic combined. Absolute stupidity. All the actors in the movie should be ashamed. I was ashamed for them. Followed by a sequel...which wasn't as bad, but still not good.

This movie is great It is one of the first movies I ever saw and it is a classic through and through. The theme song, the acting, the whip...all great. I suggest everyone see this movie....The action and the humor go hand and hand with the great story. So when you watch this get the popcorn and forget the snakes.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. I'd rather watch sushi rot. It made me sick to my stomach. They should've just drove away in that "damn car" I saw this movie without the mercy of MST3k and i don;t suggest you do that. They probably use this movie in Turkish prisons as torture. Augh. Oh boy...hands. Burn this film.

This movie absolutely SUCKS!!! I am a Big fan of Mario Brothers, Bob Hoskins, and Dennis Hopper....but they couldn't even save it. The only right casting job was Bob Hoksins as Mario which i will say is a good job, but the rest sinks really fast. Mario's true storyline is a fantasy of a quest. It takes place in a castle world of pipes, turtles, evil mushrooms (Goombas),Monsters, and a Gammera looking Dinosaur with a bad temer and a new meaning to "dragon breath". If the moive had followed Mario and Lugi's exploits as if it were a Castle Epic it would have been better, not some industrial world BS where the dinos look like humans and the koopa troopers look like pin headed rejects from a Troma film. Watch it for the exceptional acting by Bob Hoskins, but fast forward all the rest

P.S: Stay away from Double Dragon also, its equally as bad, and same with Tomb Raider.

Although its a rip off trying to capitalize on the Original Ghostbusters, its way cooler and has cooler villains. I love the real cartoons, but this is still very fun.I found some copys of the cartoon for a dollar at the town's local dollar store

This movie is great. I have seen it over 10 times and everytime I love it more and more. All the actors are great and Peter Jackson is a great director. The best in the whole movie is Jake Busey as death/ Johnny Bartlet. This Movie is great and deserves a re-release with the 12 minutes of added footage! I love this movie!!!!

This is one of my favorite Christopher Guest/ Chris Farley movies. I love the movie and love the refrences it makes to other CG movies. The music is the same music from Waiting For Guffman, the actors are from various CG movies. This movie is great despite what some may say. If you are a Farley fan, this movie is a departure of sorts cause he plays a mean person, not a nice goofy loveable person. It is a good movie.

This movie was GREAT! The effects were created by H.R Gieger (Aliens Desinger)The extremely homosexual overtones kinda freaked me out, but it made me laugh so hard, my throat nearly bled! (I had tonsilitis at the time)The way the film played out, though seemed kinda long from watching it at 3 oclock in the morn, its really about homosexual Detective Macoroni's search for love. He's insulted by his co-workers, loses a testical to one of the killer condoms, and is caught in a love triangle. One's name is Billy and the other is Bob...Err...I mean, Babette.The film is witty, gross, funny,dark, and not for timid or homophobic. The best scene: A killer condom hid in a garbage can and jumps on a woman's nose.