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Satan's Children (1975)
Good god!
Geez this movie is freaking weird haha! The kids step sister is nuts! What a fruit! The asasult scene in the car is really weird but for some reason it's oddly funny with how ridiculous and odd it is. I kept saying wtf! It's a weird movie and plot wise it's pretty basic, but in a really weird idk what to think kind of way.
Kid has to deal with his overtly sexually charged creepy step sister and completely oblivious step dad. Both of which aggravated the crap out of me. Kid runs away after the step sister planted a bag of marijuana in his room so she could get him in trouble with the step dad? I think?
He storms out of the house, gets raped by a bunch of older Dudes and is dumped on the side of a fence in an open field. A group of satanic young hippies find him as there playing a really exciting game of catch? Idk what else they would be playing... They take him to there house in the middle of the woods and the leader of the group is a woman who apperently falls in love with the kid at first glance, they have sex and then later the real leader shows up at the house, unbeknownst to the girl (who I assume thought the leader was dead, so she took it apon herself to become a new leader).
Well he quickly puts her in her place by having his minions bury her neck deep in a pit and covering her with syrup that attracts ants. Ok, so they now want to capture the kid, but he escapes so some of the minions chase after him and they end up dying in funny ways. He escapes and goes home. Once he arrived back home covered in mud he bashes the step dad on the head with a glass bottle and kidnapped the creepy step sister.
He takes a shot gun, goes to his rapists house and blows them all away. He then chops there bodies up. He drives back to the satanists house and presents the leader with the dismembered limbs of his rapists. And of course, the creepy girl, who then gets crucified.
It's a very strange exploitation film. The one thing I found really odd was how anti gay the satanic sect was. I guess these satanists could at least agree with some Christian's on one thing lol.
If you want to be weirded out then I recommend it. If you don't like cheesy exploitation rape revenge type movies I don't think you'd like it.
Nightmare Circus (1973)
I liked it allot!
This film has a low rating, and as much as I can understand all the flaws in this film, it is an exploitation film so flaws are expected. I definitely didn't go into this film thinking it would be grade A horror by the standards of mainstream films. However, I really enjoyed it. It's starts of really quick, everything happens really fast in the begining. I wish the beginning was a bit slower paced. The characters are fun and it is suspenseful. The ending left some to be desired, it's kind of not great. If you like exploitation give this a watch. It's weird and bizarre liked you'd expect. I liked it allot and couldn't look away because I wanted to know what would happen next. I'm a bit confused as to how the beast came to be but maybe I missed the explanation. The monster/gore fx are very low budget, but I like that.
Snowbeast (1977)
One of my favorite yeti/Sasquatch films!
This is a classic. If you like grizzly, or boggy Creek, I highly recommend this one. It's very campy and has a good fear factor! That is if you have a phobia of Bigfoot like me haha.