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The Norseman (1978)
Truly awful
Plastic/aluminium armour. Knight's armour on Thorvold and a LoneRanger mask, under his knights helm. Black vikings, white Native Americans...of course the largest insult is that this dreck was filmed in Florida, as evidenced by the foliage and the sugar white sand on the beach. I don't remember Vikings ever landing in Tampa, unless it was in a football game.
I won't even address the little mustache worn by Mr. Majors, as compared to the full beards of his 'Viking' co-horts.
This is a film you can't believe you are watching, yet won't turn off, because you can't look away.
Of course the climax of the film has the 'Vikings' running through water on a sandbar...anyone watching, who is familiar with Lee Majors as the "Six Million Dollar Man" will find themselves waiting to hear the music/sound effects that accompanied 'Steve Austin' whenever he was performing his feats of strength, or running to save the day.
All this film needed was BigFoot.