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Full House (1987)
Just A Big Insult-o-fest (But Theres A Upside !)
Maybe When I Was Younger, I Liked This Show, But Now I'm 16, And I Started To Think, And I Relized How TERRIBLE This Show Is. Here's Why (Note: I'm Saying This Isn't Compleatly Bad For Kids Under 15)
All The Characters Did From The First Season In 1988 To The Last Season In 1995, Was Constantly Insult Each Other, Always Making Fun, And Caused Many Hurt Feelings. The Main Head Of The Insult-o-fest was Stephane, A Smug Bitter Young Girl Who Hates More People Than Bill Maher. All She Did Was Make Rude (No: Make That "How ROOde"), Smart-@#$ Comments, Insults, And Put Downs All The Time. You Get The Feeling That, One Day, She's Going To Rub The Wrong Person The Wrong Way, And That Wont Be Pretty. All The Characters Were Smarthy, But She Was The Worst.
Also, Danny Had A Obsessive-Compulsive Problem With Cleeness, Jesse Was A Wierdo Who Constataly Talked About His Hair (I Liked His Choice Of Music, Though), His Wife Rebecca, Was Pretty Normal, But When She Became "Aunt Beccy", She De-adulterized Her Character, And Became Rather Stuck Up And Smarthy. Their Kids, Nicky & Alex, Did Bring Back Some "Cuteness" To The Show , But As Soon As They Were 2, They Became Incredibly Smart-Allecky And Rude. D.J., When She Was Younger, Was Extreemly Rude, Stuck-Up, And Tried To Act Adult-Like, And Only Cared About Herself, When She Grew Up, She Became Rather Normal (If Nor A Bit TOO Normal), Michelle, I'll Be Nice, And Say She Wasn't Totally Spoiled, But There Was A Few Times That She Really Drove Me Mad, And Joey, Who At 35, Was Still Watching Cartoons, WHAT A Loser !
BUT THERE'S A UPSIDE !!!
-This Show Is Really For Young Kids, And The Show Does Teach Wonderful Lessons About Hope, Love, And Forgiveness, It's A Nice Respid To This Afwul Crap On TV, That Features Irritaing Unrealistic "Adutlts" Who Talk About Sex From Sun Up To Sun Down, Like "Friends"(Eww).
But There Is So Much Insulting And Wierdness, It's Hard To Enjoy For A Observent 16-Yr. Old, Like Me.
How ROOde !
Black Sheep (1996)
This Is Defently The "Black Sheep" Of The Farley Genre
When We Look Back At The Great Chris Farley's TV/Movie Carrer, We See Great Movies (Tommy Boy) And Great SNL Sketchs ("CAUSE I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER !!!!!!!!!"), But Every Great Star Has, At Least, One Bad And Regetable Movie, This Is It. "Black Sheep". The 2nd Collabration Wihth Farley And David Spade. Fresh From "Tommy Boy". They Try Their Best. But Fail Ultimatly. Mainly Cause Spade's Too Soft, And, I Don't Know About You, But Hearing Farley Scream And Yell Like A Psychopath The First 600 Times Gets On Your Nerves (Right Up There With "How ROOde !").
As A Republican, I Was Glad The Gubernational Canidates (One Is The "Brother" Of Farley's Character) Were Never Refered By Their Parties, If The Evil One Was A Rep. I Would Be Offended, If She Was A Dem. My Friends Would Be Offended.
The Plot Is That Mike Tries To Help His Bro, Al Win The Governorship Of Washington (State), But Screws Up Everytime, And Spade Is Assigned To Babysit Him, But Fails Of Course, And Then They Discover That The Incubent Gov (Who Is Unrealistly Evil) Is Trying To Take Advantige Of The Dope's Pratfalls As Political Gain.
Sounds Like A Good Story, But The Graphic Drug Humor, Humorous, But Disturbing Violence, The Sicking Sex Jokes, And Farley's Screaming, Kill The Movie.
Nice Effort, But It Sucked.
Out Of A Scale Of 1 - 10, 2-Very Bad