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The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Tuned out after 30 minutes...
Okay, I'm still watching, at 1:46:50 out of 2:27:54 - I'm really trying to stay all the way through but not easy. Someone review on another site stated this was Groundhog Day for us Cyberpunks. And that's how it feels, there's some bones in this script, but no meat, it's not necessarily a bad movie but it's not good, it's like HEY REMEMBER WHEN NEO.....MORPHEUS?? HERE'S SOME GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE BLADE!!!!! I want to like this movie, like I liked the original 3. It has the slo mo bullet dodging kung fu etc. But it feels old, not new and cool like it did in the first three!! It's like trying to be a reboot of the Matrix but it falls flat, no rewatch value, heck I'm having a hard time watching it through for the first time.
In the Drift (2020)
Uh.....we.....uh....race?
I don't know why but a movie with fast cars, hot women, still needs a plot and half an acting job to be qualified as a starter and a finisher, I couldn't finish this movie, I barely made it to the start of the film. I made it to the 1st check point and said, BAH!!! If you looking for fast cars and such, go watch Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift or wait for Too Fast and Too Fierce which hopefully will be better!! SEE YA AT THE STARTING LINE!!!!!
Looking for Lennon (2018)
Excellent film - must watch!
An excellent film/biography of the early years of John Lennon, those childhood years, the building block years of the person who would become John. LOVED this film.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
So much goo!
I've seen the reviews by the "pros", rave reviews, wonderful story, a different direction in the haunted house genre and I went, "These people are mad!!" this movie is none of those things, it's bad, not in that "Oh scary!!" bad with fake blood, etc. more like, "OMG THIS IS JUST AWFUL!!!" For the first 30 or so minutes, you find yourself watching a home renovation show, except in this flip of a house show, black mold is the least of your problems. GOOEY BODY FLUID comes out of the shower and other pipes. Yes. It gets worse. The acting? Lets just say the dog Cooper was the star of the movie and they killed him. NOOOOOOOO!!!! By the time things "Get good" you're ready to gouge out your own eyes and brains in hopes you can get this movie out of your skull. And the scariest part of this movie??? The ending!!! They leave it open for a sequel!! NOOOOOOOO!!! If your great aunt gives you this movie as a birthday present, burn the movie and then your great aunt!! DO NOT WATCH IT!!!! You'll thank me!!
Killer Camera Monsters (2020)
EEK!
This movie is just that, EEK!! I wish I could say that was for the horror but, the lights, camera work, script, actors, etc. etc. make it more like,
OH GAWD THIS IS BAD!!! 2 stars for a dark glimpse of Olive (the assistant) rear early on in the movie.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
So much goo!
I've seen the reviews by the "pros", rave reviews, wonderful story, a different direction in the haunted house genre and I went, "These people are mad!!" this movie is none of those things, it's bad, not in that "Oh scary!!" bad with fake blood, etc. more like, "OMG THIS IS JUST AWFUL!!!" For the first 30 or so minutes, you find yourself watching a home renovation show, except in this flip of a house show, black mold is the least of your problems. GOOEY BODY FLUID comes out of the shower and other pipes. Yes. It gets worse. The acting? Lets just say the dog Cooper was the star of the movie and they killed him. NOOOOOOOO!!!! By the time things "Get good" you're ready to gouge out your own eyes and brains in hopes you can get this movie out of your skull. And the scariest part of this movie??? The ending!!! They leave it open for a sequel!! NOOOOOOOO!!! If your great aunt gives you this movie as a birthday present, burn the movie and then your great aunt!! DO NOT WATCH IT!!!! You'll thank me!!
Outpost Earth (2019)
BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!! Academy, are you listening? Right here!
Academy, are you listening? BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!
And the award for movie of the year? Outpost Earth!!!
Director/Writer/Set Designer of the year? Do you have to ask?
Every category? Outpost Earth is where it's at.
Greatest movie EVER!!!!
You liked Star Wars?
ME TOO!!!
Liked Avatar??
Gawd, so did I!
We should do lunch!!
This film is up there with the best of the best, we're talking Academy Award winner here in all categories from set design, script writing, costumes, special effects and I bet the budget was high enough for White Castle burgers for lunch!!
You have 83 minutes of your life you don't care what you do? WATCH THIS FILM!!!
Seriously!!!! It's one of those films you watch, naked and alone, eating cookie dough and wondering what Brett Piper will do next.
Thank you Brett Piper, for not only directing this but writing the script as well. 10 out of 10 because why the heck not? Go watch this film!!!!