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Guns Akimbo (2019)
A cheap, boring, tame version of the Crank movie
Its one of those high octane thrill ride type of films but it feels like it was made by high schoolers, for high schoolers
The way the film is marketed it made me think of Crank.
The Co-Director of Crank said regarding a potential third film:
"The one thing that I won't do is sort of like a cheap, boring, tame version of the Crank movie," Taylor proclaimed.
Which is exactly what this is,
this film is so poorly writen,
It proposes a world somewhat like ours and a protagonist thrown into a situation he is way out of his depth in, but unfortunately he's an idiot.
I love films like Crank and Upgrade which have this crazy premise and you just have to sit back and enjoy without taking anything to seriously, however they are written so damn well they define the genre
which thrives on the unexpected and how you never know whats coming next,
With this film the main character makes such mind numbingly stupid decisions at the start of the film and those decisions later obviously make rather predictable consequences its just hard to find him worth giving a damn about,
characters talk forever or stand stupidly until they get shot regardless of having numbers or the upper hand.
It's predictable, god is it predictable. the special effects and indoor gunfights never quite feel like anythings real, it just seems off, its a great fun idea but only if done well, unfortunately watching this feet like a chore. other films have done similar things but far better.
Come to Daddy (2019)
Bland. Desperate to be a cult film
It was a slow start, never picks up and unfortunately any potential was wasted, with the most horrific thing about this movie being it's god awful writing
An endlessly shocking thrill ride it was not, the on screen violence probably had a total run time of 2 mins, and the actions of some of the characters makes little sense other than to progress the poor excuse for a story
some of the actions and inaction of the characters is mindless, it all feels so linear and unnatural.
You get an uneasy feeling due to the dialogue of some characters but it never goes anywhere, they make no other appearance and don't help the plot either, only serving as bizarre red herrings,
It feels like the Director desperately wants to create a cult film and figured by having odd characters, strange dialogue, good cast, obscure violence and throwing everything at the wall that something will stick and perhaps some people actually do see all these elements and are fooled into believing its so weird it must be good, this also gives the Director a great out when It comes to criticism as he can claim he didn't want to be conventional, however it all comes off as arrogant and pretentious.
The cast is fantastic and fantastically wasted here, I thoroughly enjoyed 'A field in England' featuring Michael Smiley which really was a dark and thrilling low budget featuring film.
Unremarkably NZ media appears unable to give the film a negative review as it seems the director is a treasure in the industry and their reviews certainly let you know it, as well as how horrifying, brilliant and shocking the film is, an if it wasn't the unforgivable garbage that it is, there's actually many films that do low budget over the top violence well such as 'Brawl in cell block 99' 'Green Room' or the firefly trilogy,
the violence in this film however is exclusively brief and intended to shock, like a cheap joke,
Seriously don't waste you're time on this one
I conclude this is a very conceited film which never gets off the ground, nothing about it is nuanced, the humor is sparse, but this does nothing to save its clunky pacing and terrible story and writing