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Seizing Me (2003)
Cut throat razor
The best bit in the film was when Alan pulled down her knickers and ran the cut throat razor over her bum cheeks and around her bum hole. It was also brilliant to see Alan's bum going up and down like a fiddler's elbow later on in the film.
Alan was tough as hell in it like when he got annoyed and pushed the four eyed wimp onto the sofa.
I've been laughing for days about the cut throat razor bit. A brilliant idea by the script writers. Alan must be brought back into Eastenders so he can do the same to Peggy.
Alan is back, and this time he's armed with a razor. Watch out if you're a girl and he finds you and pulls your knickers down.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
TOM CRUISE'S DEBUT!!!!!!!
This movie was so funny it was unbelievable. The thing that made it so funny though was the uncanny similarity between John Philbin who plays Chuck, and a young version of Tom Cruise. I just sat there laughing everytime he came into the picture. Me and my friend even had a £20 bet on whether it was him, but it had to be abandoned due to the verdict being inconclusive. I promise you, if you watch this film you will see the humour that is created by this lookalike, and it will be one of the funniest things you have ever seen in your life. Quite why it is so funny, I cannot explain. Maybe it's just the sheer ridiculousness of the whole idea of Tom Cruise starring in such a film, and playing such a nerd. The funniest bit is where he is standing there by the basement door and the monster that looks like a man covered in treacle comes out and gets it's head whacked clean off with a baseball bat Watch this film, and I promise you, you will never look at Tom Cruise again without laughing. I seriously think it was him, but he is acting under a pseudonym.