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Faith Like Potatoes (2006)
Have you ever wondered what a Pro-Apartheid movie looks like?
Well then this movie is for you! If you ever wanted to vindicate your internal racism and need to believe that black people are lazy and need to have White Christians dominate them then you should watch this feel good movie for the person who just likes to kick back and relax while wearing a white hood.
Mansfield Park (1999)
Decent Movie, BARELY follows the book!!!
I just don't get it. Its as if the screenplay was written by someone who didn't get past the listing of characters on the first page and even then, only the first few major characters. Then they take the names and with a few hints from the back of the book make up a story entirely on their own with little resemblance to the work of literature. Why not just write the script and make a movie and not make the fraudulent claim that it is an accurate representation of a book by Jane Austen? The only things in common with the book were the title, the names of a half dozen characters and a few scattered plot points. Decent movie, but gets an awful rating b/c its basically a fraud. Jane Austen wrote a great book that would make a great movie. Its just that the writer has to overcome his/her laziness and READ it!
Match Point (2005)
Absolute Garbage
This movie was absolute garbage. I know there are worse movies, but that's not exactly a ringing endorsement. This movie is nothing but a bunch of rich people sleeping with each other and acting as if being wealthy is some sort of curse. Then finally! something happens. Someone gets shot. Then some police officers who don't seem to be very keen on actually finding a murderer. Then its over. Ninety percent of the moving is complaining, whining and some sex scenes (and its not like they are that sexy). The characters have no character so its not as if character development could be occurring. And to those that have compared this movie to Dostoyevsky and other great writers have obviously never read any of those great writers. A book based on this movie would perhaps be all of fifty pages long, if that long. Skip this one. It belongs in the same category as "White Chicks" and similar... Just stupid, and a waste of your time and money.