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Ankle Biters (2002)
So bad, it's good!
Don't bother reading another review. This movie... You have to see it to believe this movie actually released on DVD. I'm pretty sure I've given this movie its highest rating on here! One of my friends worked at a movie rental store that actually had a copy of this available for rent, he decided to put it on during a slow day & recommended it to me the next day when I saw him.
"Hey man, you ever hear of Ankle Biters? It's about midget vampires!" Boy, am I glad he recommended it. It's actually worth the watch for the laughs it brings! Seven minutes into the movie, and my chest is hurting from the amount of laughter dispelled from my gut. So many scenes weren't even vampire related, like how director Adam Minarovich managed to get a bunch of motorcycle "vampires" rounded up for a bike ride scene, when you can clearly see they're just real life rednecks with no added makeup/effects. The director did a good job in having a very limited budget and no experience (I'm assuming) in the industry. The movie looks like a film made by high schoolers or early college freshmen, and it's downright hilarious through & through. I still watch a few scenes from time to time! Again, I highly suggest you watch this with friends. Don't expect anything other than pure laughter, maybe even lowering your head a few times because of how poorly this was done.