OK all your pessimistic movie haters!! Paparazzi was one of the most vivid films of recent memory, mainly due to the razor-sharp thespianism of Tom Sizemore. Maybe he should call himself Tom Actmore, because that's what he does compared to other sluffs like Tom Hanks and Beyonce. I had to "go" when I got in the theater, but wound up holding it the entire movie because I was glued to my seat by the riveting plot twists and jaw-smashing action. Only a true American hero could appreciate the fine nature of this film. The problem is, the only people who see these films are punk kids with their Tivos and microwavable burritos. They don't know the kind of gut-tear it is to have your family picked on or harassed - or to have your life put on the line hiding in some foxhole pinned under enemy fire. There are several requirements to being a patriot (the kind of person who would enjoy this film), and I will mention a few here for your educational advancement. You are a patriot if: 1. You have at least one hand-knitted blanket or quilt from your grandma.
2. You drive an all-American car like an Escort or Cimmaron.
3. You love the flag. 4. You've eaten your cake before supper on more than one occasion. 5. You like rootbeer and salami sticks. 6. You know all the words to Blue Velvet and When Johnny Comes Marching Home. 7. You fear the man. If you haven't seen this film yet, go see it! Also, ask for extra butter on your popcorn - they're putting less and less on these days.
2. You drive an all-American car like an Escort or Cimmaron.
3. You love the flag. 4. You've eaten your cake before supper on more than one occasion. 5. You like rootbeer and salami sticks. 6. You know all the words to Blue Velvet and When Johnny Comes Marching Home. 7. You fear the man. If you haven't seen this film yet, go see it! Also, ask for extra butter on your popcorn - they're putting less and less on these days.
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