Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is such an absurd idea that you just can't help but love. Seriously, try to say the title without smiling. I dare you!
This film whips up a crazy what if scenario that sounds like something a pre-teen boy would dream up in his head while he's bored in history class learning about The Civil War. After a traumatic event during his childhood, Abe Lincoln decides to take upon the duty of slaying vampires who are living among everyday people. It turns out that the vampires were the ones who started slavery in the United States, prompting Abe to get into the world of politics to bring an end to the vampire's reign of terror in the south.
Absurd? Yes. Badass? You bet!
I knew I was in for a good time going into this movie. Afterwards, I was satisfied. It was everything I could have wanted out of a movie about Abraham Lincoln killing vampires. It has a quick pace, it's got plenty of fast paced action, and some clever twists on historical events. It's pure fun entertainment, the type of B-movie cheesiness that just appeals to the inner pre-teen mindset that rests within us all. You're guaranteed to have fun with this movie, unless if you're some stuck up history snob that can't take a joke. It's also fairly well made for a movie of it's type. If you ask me, there's no better way to honor a great historical figure than turning them into a badass hunter of things that go bump in the night. For that, I give it a 7/10.
There isn't much else I can say, other than just give it a watch and have a bloody good time!
This film whips up a crazy what if scenario that sounds like something a pre-teen boy would dream up in his head while he's bored in history class learning about The Civil War. After a traumatic event during his childhood, Abe Lincoln decides to take upon the duty of slaying vampires who are living among everyday people. It turns out that the vampires were the ones who started slavery in the United States, prompting Abe to get into the world of politics to bring an end to the vampire's reign of terror in the south.
Absurd? Yes. Badass? You bet!
I knew I was in for a good time going into this movie. Afterwards, I was satisfied. It was everything I could have wanted out of a movie about Abraham Lincoln killing vampires. It has a quick pace, it's got plenty of fast paced action, and some clever twists on historical events. It's pure fun entertainment, the type of B-movie cheesiness that just appeals to the inner pre-teen mindset that rests within us all. You're guaranteed to have fun with this movie, unless if you're some stuck up history snob that can't take a joke. It's also fairly well made for a movie of it's type. If you ask me, there's no better way to honor a great historical figure than turning them into a badass hunter of things that go bump in the night. For that, I give it a 7/10.
There isn't much else I can say, other than just give it a watch and have a bloody good time!
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