I'm not a huge fan of the original, as many others are. It's been hailed as a slasher classic for many years but I always just preferred Halloween. However, I must say that now my love for the original has grown, which is about the only thing I can thank the remake for.
Because people, the remake IS as dire as you thought it would be and it almost made me physically ill. I feel even worse writing this review because the movie was directed by Glen Morgan, so great in his work with James Wong and a solid genre choice that had fans retaining a tiny sliver of optimism. Throw that sliver away.
Whereas the original movie had the sense to leave the killer mysterious and unexplained, the remake gives us the background spread throughout the first half of the movie.
Whereas the original may have had a few cliché moments, the remake seems to revel in contrivance and sheer nonsense, veering perilously close to parody in more than one scene. The excuse for the police taking their time to get to the house is ridiculous as is the "let's all just stick together" argument while everyone splits up. And the least said about the "I'm the killer so I'll just wait right here while everyone screams at each other" scene the better.
It's just irredeemably bad and everything, I mean everything, is by the numbers teeny popcorn fare. A hint of nudity, an overexplanation of everything, more kills, more gore and yet nothing half as effective as that seen in the original and a final reel that holds no surprises and yet seems to think it does. And that's before . . . . . well, I'd better not ruin it for anyone still gullible enough to think this may provide a passable 90 minutes.
Because people, the remake IS as dire as you thought it would be and it almost made me physically ill. I feel even worse writing this review because the movie was directed by Glen Morgan, so great in his work with James Wong and a solid genre choice that had fans retaining a tiny sliver of optimism. Throw that sliver away.
Whereas the original movie had the sense to leave the killer mysterious and unexplained, the remake gives us the background spread throughout the first half of the movie.
Whereas the original may have had a few cliché moments, the remake seems to revel in contrivance and sheer nonsense, veering perilously close to parody in more than one scene. The excuse for the police taking their time to get to the house is ridiculous as is the "let's all just stick together" argument while everyone splits up. And the least said about the "I'm the killer so I'll just wait right here while everyone screams at each other" scene the better.
It's just irredeemably bad and everything, I mean everything, is by the numbers teeny popcorn fare. A hint of nudity, an overexplanation of everything, more kills, more gore and yet nothing half as effective as that seen in the original and a final reel that holds no surprises and yet seems to think it does. And that's before . . . . . well, I'd better not ruin it for anyone still gullible enough to think this may provide a passable 90 minutes.
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