Reviews

My excitement quickly disappeared when I realized 10 minutes into Miami Vice that it was absolutely the opposite of what the 80's TV show was.

Miami Vice had no style, no suspense, no great music, no emotion, no feeling at all. I felt dead watching it. Michael Mann did a fabulous job making the movie so boring and lifeless.

Some people will say it is raw and realistic. Those people may have some sort of slight mental retardation, or maybe they're just joking around, I don't know. That being said, I understand that people are entitled to their opinions.

At least a quarter of the movie was filmed with a shaking handycam. I suppose this was supposed to make it feel more gritty and raw, but in actuality, it made the film feel cheap. Kind of like a really, really bad episode of COPS.

More disappointment is coming your way if you were a fan of the character Tubbs, as he's barely in the movie for 15 minutes. Crockett is the focus. And it is a boring focus.

This suspenseless movie will have you shaking your head, wondering how it ever got the green light.

This pathetic excuse for a movie is an embarrassment to John Hughes' other masterpieces such as Home Alone. Even Home Alone 3 is better than Baby's Day Out.

During the movie I actually got up, left, and smashed my head against the bathroom wall. This was far less painful than watching this pile of garbage.

It was infuriating to watch this terrible movie knowing I had wasted so much money going to the drive-in. The only redemption I got was when the movie ended, and thousands of other drive-in goers booed it. At least the rest of money was reasonably spent when the 2nd movie of the night showed: True Lies.

Every actor in Baby's Day Out should be smacked in the face with a hammer.