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Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)
Better than "Blazing Saddles"!
One night in the summer of 1991, I woke up around 3 AM, couldn't get back to sleep, and went out to the den and turned on the television. The only thing on was some bizarre cowboy movie. I'd come in about 15 or 20 minutes into the show and missed the set-up, so it took me a while to realize that I was being had.
Am I crazy, or is this really funny? That's what I was asking myself, knowing all too well that things I'd taken for satire in the past (e.g., Sixty Minutes, The Poseidon Adventure, Carl Sagan's Cosmos) had turned out to be schmaltz instead.
It was a send-up of the old western serials, the funniest horse opera spoof I'd ever seen - ten times funnier than Blazing Saddles. I was laughing so loud in the darkness in the den that I woke up my wife in the bedroom down the hall. She thought I'd gone mad.
Later, I told my younger brother about Rustlers' Rhapsody and urged him to watch it. Eventually, he did and was nonplussed. I was stunned.
"But it's a perfect parody of all the old cowboy shows," I protested.
"I don't remember a whole lot of cowboy shows," he responded.
"But that's all we watched when we were kids," I insisted. "That's all that was on."
"You're older than me," he replied. "I remember cop shows mostly."
Touché!
He was right, of course. I was older than him, and still am. I was born in 1956, he in '59. There were only three years between us, but three years in Television Time is a generation. By the time he'd reached the age of reason and maximum TV impact, the sheriffs had surrendered their six-shooters to the shamuses, and they in turn would pass the heat they were packing on to the spies, and the spies to the spacemen.
It's not his fault. My poor brother is culturally deprived. He missed out on all the great old TV westerns. That's why he can't appreciate Rustlers' Rhapsody.
The 'Burbs (1989)
Madcap Comedy
Are the strange new neighbors chopping up human bodies next door -- or aren't they? Until the very last scene, you're never quite sure.
Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, and Rick Ducommun are hysterical as the three cul-de-sac Clouseaus who decide to investigate. Corey Feldman's a riot as an air headed teenager who invites all the "dudes" over to watch the antics and eat pizza, Laugh-In's loony little poet Henry Gibson is a shockingly sinister mad scientist, and Wendy Schaal in short shorts would make any movie an uplifting experience.
Watch this endearingly funny film and you'll find yourself agreeing with Feldman, who sums it up perfectly in the last line: "I love this neighborhood!"
The Patriot (2000)
Best movie ever made about the Revolution
The Patriot is to the American Revolution what Gone With the Wind is to the Civil War. It is, quite simply, the best movie ever made about that fateful conflict. And, like GWTW, it's not likely ever to be surpassed. We watch it with our children several times a year -- for the sheer joy of seeing it once again, and to make sure our offspring understand and appreciate their liberty.
Mel Gibson turns in what may be the best performance of his career. Tcheky Karyo as his French compatriot, Tom Wilkinson as General Cornwallis, and Jason Isaacs as Gibson's nemesis, Tavington, are all magnificent.
One caution: Every time I watch this film I get the almost irresistible urge to go out and hack a Brit to pieces.
Down with Love (2003)
Instant Classic!
Simply brilliant. One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time, and the latest addition to my collection of films-I-never-tire-of-watching (The Thin Man, Some Like It Hot, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Charade, Rustler's Rhapsody, Austin Powers, The Castle, etc.). Zellweger and McGregor may be paying tribute to Day and Hudson, but they're far better than that cornball duo ever were. Zellweger and Paulson's over-the-top takes are priceless all by themselves. In the end, it's not "down with love," but up with love, true love -- and that means it's sure to be panned by critics who don't, and can't, know what true love really is.
The Taming of the Shrew (1980)
Best version ever
John Cleese in The Taming of the Shrew?!!!
That was my reaction, too. But I couldn't resist tuning in, and boy was I glad I did. I enjoyed Richard Burton's version and considered it the definitive take on Petruchio -- until I saw Cleese's. Simply magnificent. That acid wit of his was the perfect tool for taming Kate. Highly recommended.