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Absentia (2017–2020)
1/10
Plot holes make it unbelievable
15 November 2022
Main actress is pretty good. Writers need to study up legal procedures and common sense. Not sure how a Boston police dept has "jurisdiction" over fbi. I didn't know FBI agents were localized. I didn't know they can be assigned to cases that involve their wife/ex. I didn't know a photo of a person at a stop light means that they murdered somebody. They have really taught me some new tricks. I liked the magic trick where he entered a shoe print into a computer and it told them that it was their dept head. That's pretty funny. I guess the fbi computers know what shoes we wear everyday. So many hilarious moments, is this a comedy? What about all the crimes she's committing throughout this whole process of proving her innocence from the original crime? She's killed people at the strip club, stole cars, shot a federal agent, kidnapped a federal agent. These are all crimes that there's evidence she committed. Unbelievably stupid. I want to throw my tv through the wall after each episode.
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4/10
Pretty vanilla
30 March 2022
I would love to see a zack snyder's Wonder Woman. Zack snyders cut Wonder Woman was so much bigger and better than ww1 and 2. Let gal gadot be the rockstar she is.
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Kick-Ass (2010)
6/10
Chloe moretz saves the day
22 January 2022
Totally lame movie and dialogue , but Chloe moretz makes it actually tolerable. She's awesome in this Movie. Nicholas cage has such a weird role, some reason he changes the way he speaks 3 times? In the beginning he talks like a regular human person, midway he starts talking like a computer? And when he's dying talks like a senile banshee. The main actor is some Super annoying squeaky voice no named kid, either of his friends would have been a better main character.

The end fight scene hit girl packs automatic weapons and stun grenades but uses none of them in the fight, she pulls out hand guns out of nowhere?
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Scary Movie V (2013)
6/10
Entertaining
6 December 2021
Not as bad as some comments suggest. The first scary movie is obviously the best. I hated the haunted house one, with the butler's grotesque hand. I liked this one (scary movie 5) a lot better. Ashley Tisdale looks so good.
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Super Hybrid (2010)
4/10
Pretty dumb
27 November 2021
The acting and action was good. Just can't get past the big hole in plot line where owner of garage had doors welded shut. That's cute and all if you don't understand what tools do. Any garage will have an angle grinder, there is actually a scene where one of the guys was using it to build their little trap. This tool is meant to cut metal and easily would cut through welds. And that's assuming they didn't have any metal cutting saws or air compressed cutoffs which every garage would have also. These aren't million dollar tools, most Homeowners have at least a couple of these things just laying around.
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Static (I) (2012)
2/10
Terrible
27 November 2021
Good actors wasted on a terribly written movie. Most of the movie is them hiding in a bedroom. If a bunch of people break into your house you should probably find any weapon or object that can be used as a weapon that you can find. Then lock yourself in a room and stand by the door and if anyone walks through the door you knock his head off, not leave your wife alone in the house by herself as you go be an idiot in the backyard. If somehow magically you are able to hit one of them with a bat you should probably bludgeon him to death instead of just giving him a little tap, because you don't know if they're armed, you know at least one is because your gun is missing. It's also pretty hilarious that they're locking all these dumb doors when all of their exterior doors are made of glass and the interior ones are louvered designer doors made of thin wood slats..real tough to break in.... Lmao. Pitiful. No sense at all.
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2/10
Lmao
27 November 2021
The whole story is about an idiotic family who makes the dumbest decision after the next in Africa. I dont know how the father gained his prestigious role in a very lucrative oil company to gain his wealth when he is obviously born with 1/4 of a brain. He was saying how important college is for his daughter yet he can't comprehend making any rationale decision at all. This horror/thriller is quite hilarious. I'm just glad that they didn't cast Eric Roberts for the father role in another terrible "B" movie, I'm tired of seeing that guys face.
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StartUp (2016–2018)
6/10
Good acting / bad writing
13 November 2021
Some powerful acting scenes. As the series progresses the writing becomes boring to terrible. The writers of the show should have done some actual research into cryptocurrency and blockchains. If they would have done research this whole story would never exist because gencoin would have been crowdsourced. ICOs exist for a reason it's really the whole idea behind cryptocurrency and decentralizing the money market. So in the end none of the shows plot makes any sense at all. First episode shows Dacey as hard and a boss. After that he acts like he's a white guy with a poodle. Everything about the show contradicts itself at some point.
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1/10
Garbage
16 October 2021
Wow have you seen the new trailer for the new scream? And the I know what you did last summer gets this hot piece of trash? What an embarrassment. Who are these idiots in the cast? Amazon originals are now only cash grabs with no name actors that steal original ideas from real movies. F off amazon give me my dam package within 2 days and leave me the F alone.
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6/10
Getting worse
25 September 2021
First one was something different / art creating new worlds. These are definitely getting worse. This one is what the Grammy performances should be like but with advertising. Most of the artists are outdated where the first one had travis Scott Migos etc.
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Sundown (II) (2016)
7/10
Not bad
24 September 2021
Some poor reviews but I thought it's actually pretty good. The main character does look like he's 30 though and was good not great by any means. The kid from project x would have been a better fit. Camilla belle was awesome in this, stole the show.
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Cop Out (2010)
3/10
Stifler stole the show
18 September 2021
What happened to Kevin smith? Oh yea got washed out into mainstream Hollywood garbage. What makes this any different than the other 100 funny guy cop movies? Nothing. Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan are the same guys they are in every other movie. Stifler is the man and stole the movie. He should've had a bigger role, he seemed like the only one even trying to make this entertaining.
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8/10
Actually legit
10 September 2021
This is actually really good movie. So much better than flight 7500 on probably 1/3 of the budget. Main actress is good she should be in more stuff.
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Stay Cool (2009)
3/10
Should have been a good movie
3 September 2021
Main character is awful just looking at his stupid face sucks the life out of me.
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Telenovela (2015–2016)
8/10
Probably to multicultural for white america
22 August 2021
This was a great show, I definitely didn't expect to like it as much as I did. I don't even like that many sit-coms, but I thought it was genuinely funny, and not the fake funny that the main stream crap is. All the actors were great and very likable characters. Wish this would've continued this series.
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Time Lapse (2014)
1/10
Complete nonsense
8 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
By holding up the bets like he is , they are actually predicting the future at the present time. This is completely opposite of how the time machine was said to work. How can doofus hold up the scores to tomorrow's game ? Complete non sense . And why would you use a bookie? Why wouldn't you hit up vegas or the lotto like powerball or megamillions? He can only win as much as scumbag with a hat has in his wallet.
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High School (I) (2010)
2/10
Great cast for a nonsense storyline
30 July 2021
This is complete make believe land bs. The principal calls the high school an institution? The very meaning of an educational institution is that of a place of learning beyond high school level. Who would pay for these drug tests? The parents and tax payers would pay for this principal to kick out their kids and ruin their futures? At the beginning of the school year the students (over 18) and parents would have had to sign consent for this drug testing program to take place at all. This is a school, you damn well know they cross the t's and dot the i's for legal concern. This principal would have a parking lot of enraged parents before he even got off of his little news cast.
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10/10
The best superhero movie ever, hands down
30 June 2021
I don't even really like superhero movies but zack snyders cut is a masterpiece, not only for superhero films but for all films alike. Truly takes story telling to a whole other realm with the visuals and plot.
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1/10
Ha
15 June 2021
If you liked this movie, then please go play in traffic.
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7/10
Better than expected
30 April 2021
Tell that kid to stop looking like tom cruise. Much better than I thought it was going to be.
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10/10
Don't sleep on Girl Next Door
4 April 2021
I remember owning this movie on dvd back when DVDs existed. Geez, am I old? I loved this oddball movie back in the day and now comparing to the crap that they call movies these days makes me really miss when movies told stories and had good actors. It's the teenage love version of Milk Money. Elisha Cuthbert looks drop dead gorgeous. Great movie with life lessons and it reminds you of that first love.
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Cypress Creek (2014)
1/10
Unwatchable
24 September 2020
Terrible rip off of The Ring and some other dumb movies. The lighting is literally so bad that I might as well have my eyes closed. Unwatchable trash.
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1/10
Wish I could give it a 0
22 September 2020
That "Chris" guy might be the worst actor I've ever seen.
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7/10
Better than I expected!
7 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Yes typical plot line seen in many other horror trapped in the woods movies. The main character was really good in this and so were the kids. At their ages these kids were great, some of these reviews are awful from terrible people who I guess hate the world. I bet both of these kids grow up to be superstars. In my opinion the mom made less stupid moves than most main characters in every other horror movie except she left the kids alone a lot! Like wth are you doing as a parent?! The creepy book and creepy singing was pretty good but the killer lacked any real backstory, but the costume was kind of scary. I wish the older child would have killed the killer when they were under the bed and then saved the mom. But overall good. Felt like writing a review because most of these reviews were so negative.
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Stash House (2012)
1/10
So stupid
25 August 2020
I like Briana Evian, however, this couple is so damn dumb that the entire movie I was rooting for the criminals to win. I wanted Dolph to shoot the husband in the head multiple times with multiple weapons.

Why was the "drug czar" portrayed as a feeble old grandpa? The entire movie lacks common sense and you would have to be a real idiot to believe any of this nonsense for a second. Absolute garbage.
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