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Saltburn (2023)
Just awful pastiche
Truly awful. Why did they bother? Miss Marple would have solved it within seconds, as did we. A dull pastiche of Brideshead crossed with some Downton nonsense and The Talented Mr Ripley. Far too long. Would have been worth one of those hour-long tv whodunits. Awful. As for the acting, well, lack of it. It must have been cobbled together in an afternoon. The characters aren't just wooden they are balsa wood and the ones who are known just play themselves. Some grim stately pile will have made a few bob for letting the gilm crew in, so at least it paid for the grass to be mown. Poor form having to explain what was such an obvious plot. Hey ho.
6 Underground (2019)
Awful rubbish
Sadly, I kept watching in the hope it would get better but it was just rubbish from start to end. Some heavy drugs must have been consumed to think this was worth making. Sentimental bilge and idealistic nonsense. Ryan Reynolds will go down in history as the star of bilge. Someone must gave wanted to get some free travel to sole gid awful places with a nice little Florence and Sienna break thrown in. Really shows throwing money at big bangs, crashes and wallops and a bit of soft porn is a waste of time and effort.
There is reference to masturbation in the film and I now realise they were referring to the making of the film. A cold shower would have been a better idea.
15 Years (2019)
dreary and dated
I kept checking how much of this dreary, dated film there was. Not even the soft porn made it watchable. Man doesn't want to have kids. Misses him mum. Doesn't like getting old. Big deal. Yawn.
Kurier (2019)
Niles from Frasier goes to war ~ not
Awful. The lead actor looks like Niles Crane from Frasier and is just as hapless. Tripe from start to finish. Better to think of it as a Mr Bean style comedy than history.