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Dodger (2022)
Relax its Dickens meets Monty Python
At first I was put off with the casting due to being a Dickens fan and purist. I thought it was just another of the recent woke thefts of original material. You have to watch until it gets to the workhouse owner drawing the sketch of Jack Dawkins for the police chief. It was then I realized it wasn't a poorly acted drama its a slap stick British comedy. Once you realize the intent it was a fun watch and entertaining.
Voyagers (2021)
Lord of the Flies
Kept thinking "Pigs in Space". Then put together LOTF pig hunt and the Muppet show. I hope William S Burroughs got a writing credit for this travesty. If not his estate should sue.
I cormorani (2016)
Nothing!!!
The storyline above is a lie. This movie is 89 minutes of nothing. It gives no sense of past or change. It follows two kids around who do nothing and barely speak to each other. It has about 50 minutes of footage, from a distance, of them just walking, nowhere in particular. At the end of each walking scenes, they walk out of the shot and the camara just stays on the background scream for a while, like the crew all fell asleep and forgot they were supposed to be making a movie. All this movie did was move me 89 minutes closer to death. This review is longer than the script.