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Family Dinner (2022)
Average movie, real rating somewhere between 6-7
I gave it a 10 to counter those noobs that have to always go the massacre way of giving 1 star reviews, which is ridiculous.
Like someone already said, a "Minimalist" movie. Overall it is definitely an average movie. You can see very early where this movie might be headed, but it never gets boring or too predictable. Or lets say it is predicatable but not boring to continue watching despite the anticipation of where it might go.
This is not anything new, nor is it that super masterpiece. But the acting is superb and setting and everything else fits well.
Good movie for a rainy sunday afternoon ;)
Midnight Mass (2021)
DONT WATCH! Utter monologues garbage and waste of lifetime
Utter garbage and waste of lifetime. Literally. After wasting hours of my life for this nonsense, i decided to spend 10min of my life upvoting all 1star reviews. Because either flanagan fan club folks are ignorant or he regularly buys mass reviews for his shows.
This is never a 7.7. NEVER.
Not only is the story executed so poorly, idea good yes, but story utter garbage, but also the director has no respect towards the viewer. He literally lets you watch HOURS OF MONOLOGUES!!!!! It starts getting ridiculous at some point.
In general, he lost a lot of quality, and i believe he is just held up by his little fan club. But if peopler were honest, most of his shows are really bad. Also the newest one.
The house horros shows were good, but the rest. Just garbage.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities (2022)
The good rating has to be fake
This tv show is utter garbage. The first episodes, 1-3 are quite okay and interesting. But after that you basically watch 50min of nothing happening. Then you get 2min of ending highlight/explanation and that is it. And the stories are really dumb. Ther is no depth and i think they didnt really spend much time creating the script. Also guillermo del toro doesnt direct anything anyway. They just bought his name, so he stands there with his bad english talking some pseudo poetic stuff and then you get your really bad story served.
Kinda sad that they couldnt find better horror stories to tell. Especially since its only 8 episodes.
Complete waste of time.
Servant (2019)
Final Episode Season 3. Going nowhere and no answers AT ALL
Season 3 ending and still nothing happened man. The same manipulative game of the eary unsympathetic psycho girl. Is she now the mother or not? Is she some kind of devil's worshipper? Who knows man. This whole thing is going absolutely nowhere and the mother is just soooo annoying. Funny how they still somehow manage it to be addictive. A lot of sympathetic characters/actors, but nothing is happening. And the episodes are not even that long!
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (2022)
it is really bad. what a nonsensical storyline
Things don't make sense, too predictable and the last episode the fight, OMG for real? Ahaha what a joke of a script. Really just skip it. How this show could get a 6.4 rating? It is a mystery.
Yellowjackets (2021)
maybe interesting for young teen girls, else just garbage
It is really bad and full of clichés. The girls behave like cliché teen girls and everything else is just really bad scripted. This pseudo "we are a football team" nonsense, then this one girl that doesn't fit in the "captain" role at all, pseudo pep talks just really so bad.
Example, coach tells one girl "only reason you are the captain is because you have influence". She is literally the least influential person in the team. Just ridiculous.
Might be interesting for girls, but for me, a 28 year old guy, nope, i just get aggressive of all the stupidity watching this.
Chucky (2021)
funny tv show, but also how young girls are shown to behave in real world
Overall quite funny setting, if you like chucky you might like the overall chucky flair.
Else of that, acting is sooooo bad. Especially that blond girl, i assume she is the sister of that other netflix girl. She is really bad. It just shows that hollywood is just connections and not real talent. Also the blond girl is shown as a real w****. Dating two guys at the same time, both guys are expected to behave like boys that follow and just accept it. Or have "to fight over it". Really sad. The next generation will be a generation of woman that think it is normal to have 15guys and letting them hang lose. Oh wait. It already is like that nowadays.
Mother's Day (2010)
Unlogical and highly unrealistic.
Idea is cool and everything, according to reviews it is a remake.
BUT DAMN this movie is bad. 8 people can not overtake 1 person?
Yeah okay... I quit the movie 3/4 cause I didnt want to waste any more time with it.
The Power (2021)
well a 5.6 is very underrated, if you like horror, definitely watch it!
This is a proper horror movie, i would rate it a moderate 7, gave it a 9 cause i think the rating is fairly low.
Some people say it is a "slow burn" but i wouldnt necessarily agree, it is simply a proper made horror. You have that constant feeling of fear throughout the movie. What do you want more? ;)
Sabotage (2014)
Just for Arnie
Haha Arnold's role is literally cut out for him, his jokes about body fat are hilarious! It is like as if Arnold plays himself.
Else than that, yeah not too bad actually, i gave it a 7 to push it a little. It's definitely not a 5, but don't expect much either.
Voyagers (2021)
MY GOD IS THIS BAD!!
Teen Drama in Space. Foreseeable and half way i knew what will happen. It is the classic teen drama formula but just in space. Nothing more to say.
BTW If you watch the movie cause of the trailer, just skip it. The trailer is misleading.
SOOOO MUCH POTENTIAL WASTED!
Out of the Furnace (2013)
TOP ACTING!
Once again IMBD rating seems accurate.
A 6-7 fits definitely. The story looses a little quality leading to the end, but damn me the acting is good!! And so many famous faces, all together, very serious and realistic picture.
Overall def worth watching in my opinion.
The Tax Collector (2020)
Unfortunately IMDBs ratings are mostly very accurate...
I wanted this movie to be good, shia, awesome trailer, awesome storyline. But no... so much potential and literally wasted! First half is not bad, it starts quite interesting, but then all of a sudden it goes down south verrrrrrrryyyyyy quickly!!
Skip this one, just a waste of time.
Way Down (2021)
less than average
Could have had potential, in the end it just feels like sth we already saw 100 times and even the actors don't fit. It tries to be clever but.. yeah.. overall a waste of time, really not recommended.
Brightburn (2019)
What a shame!
SOOO MUCH POTENTIAL WASTED!!!!!!
What an amazing idea, if they would have developed it further, maybe even focusing more in his life, how things developed after years, destroying the world, where he's from, his mission, whatever, but what they did is just a waste of time. After 30min you already know how the movies ends and still wishing they hopefully don't go that way.
Don't watch it, it is just a waste of life time, so many better movies out there.
Tenet (2020)
People try to downgrade the movie, cause originally it was in the high 8,..s, where it belongs
The sound is a mess. Unfortunately. The rest is simply amazing. Cinematic top, story amazingly clever, and very fast pace. Just a perfect rush. Pattinson and Washington fit 100%