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Die Hard Dracula (1998)
I don't get the negative reviews. These people are bloggbusser.
As far as horror comedies go this movie is second best to Schaub's standup only. Bbbbbeast of a film.
Inside Kim Kardashian's Brain (2017)
Could very well be the GOAT of comedy
Never knew Kim Kardashian's Brain would feel so roomy. Bbbbbeast of a film.
Five Nights at Freddy's: High School: El Beso De Freddy Y Foxy (2016)
Neggflix material
Freddy really nailed his part. Bbbbbeast of a film!
Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised (2019)
Braindeadening Schaub
You can literally feel the brain neurons in your head shutting of while watching this trite; as if they just lost the will to live. You'll lose IQ points every minute you watch this, while getting nothing in return. Heck, even alcoholics get a little fun back from their addiction. I'm told heroin to some is a great escape from reality. Schaub's comedy is none of that, it just dumbs you down.
He'll suck the life out of you. The good news is, while he truly is an energy vampire, he didn't get more powerful from it, he just got fat. So... if you see him in real life you will be able to outrun him, even if he is on his electric bicycle. Do it. Run for your life. Do not look back. It's not worth it. And if you have his special on DVD, burn it. If you watched it, burn your eyes.
For more info: there are some heroes, called the homeless cats, calling him out on his BS. You'll find them everywhere on the internet. They do not madder.