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Dwellers (2021)
This Film Had Incredible Potential....
... but unfortunately it failed to reach that full potential in just about every conceivable way. But still, I liked this movie. I liked it a lot. There is a really great storyline here, somewhat fresh in the over-worked market of the indie-found-footage, and it kept me watching, on the edge of my proverbial seat at times, til the end. But once we move beyond the plot, there's little to nothing there. I could pick apart pretty much every aspect of the film, from the acting to the timing to the direction to the attention to detail to... I've made my point. I chalk this all up to two things: Inexperience and attention to detail. Fortunately, both of these stumbling blocks can be remedied with experience. So keep on making movies, Drew Fortier. I do believe you have one or two really fine films in you.
Brazen (2022)
This is a Horrible Movie!
Who actually looks at these projects and okays them? This person needs to lose their job because they really suck at it. This film is long, boring, and drawn out. It's basically a 10 minute story told over an hour and a half. And Alissa Milano... her best days were 35 year ago, and yet she has the audacity to call John Voight a B-lister, a has-been that never was, and a nobody. WHAT?! Lady, are you totally nuts?! This girl most definitely needs to take a long hard look in the mirror because I've seen better acting in my third-grader's Christmas play. (she was the second reindeer on the left). No wonder Netflix is losing big money with this kind of garbage.
The Retreat (2021)
Waste of Time
Weak script, unlikable, uninteresting characters, poor cinematography, and amateur acting make this picture a complete waste of the viewers time.... I wanted to like this movie, I really did, but couldn't find a single reason to give it anything more then one star. There was nothing that kept my attention. As hard as I tried to watch everything else kept pulling my focus away from the movie. I actually wound up vacuuming while glancing at the TV for a particular scream or noise. This is just a poorly made movie rushed to the marketplace because it has... LESBIANS!!! I find this very condescending.
Follower (2022)
This is a bad, bad movie
I couldn't find a single thing to prop it up. The acting, the dialogue, the direction, even the music was terrible. And I found the character so unlikable I was rooting for the stalker! And the rating system is all wonky. 7.6 here and 3-4 everywhere else. ??? Avoid this one and pick up the dog poop in your yard and your time will be much better spent.
Mother! (2017)
WITH THIS CAST, LOCATION, AND DIRECTION...
...it had the makings of a really fine psychological horror film. Some where along the lines it failed miserably. I mean it became a test of one's endurance to get to the end. And now that I did, I want that two hours, three minutes and thirty seven seconds back.
Deadliest Warrior (2009)
I Really Enjoyed The First Two Seasons...
This show is kind of a guilty pleasure. I watch it, I laugh, and sometimes, I even learn something - despite the inaccuracies and sometimes rather obviously bias. What this show really is is a role-playing game with historical figures, and the simulation is the results of the program rolling the dice. It's a fun and interesting show... until the 3rd season. The change in line up, the introduction of the new pretentious and really unlikable computer guy totally ruined the show.
Confessions of a Time Traveler - The Man from 3036 (2020)
Nothing But A Leftist Utopian Dream...
This feeble-minded bro couldn't even keep his facts straight during the so-called interview... but he sure could preach those dirty Leftist goals!
Slightly entertaining but not very much.
I want my 37:00 back.