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Robbie Williams (2023)
How does it feel feeling sorry for yourself?!
He had it all. The doors of the world were wide open. How can you love yourself so much, how can you be so selfabsorbed and yet hate yourself so much at the same time.
Mental health and addiction has many faces but tunring the blind eye to whats actually happening around you, when you have it all, and then choosing to destroy it willingly is just mindblowing to me. In a negative way.
Drug abuse is no joke. Addiction is no joke. But numbing yourself beyond everything when you have everything,just because the media in the UK doesnt like you, how much more sorry can you feel for yourself?! Get over it, grow up and get a better team that slaps you in the face and shows you the truth.
There is artitsts out there who would give their left arm to be were Robbie has been at the hight of his carrer. And all Robbie did was feeling sorry for himself. And now he has turned into this grandpa, looking twenty years older than he actually is, making music for cat commercials and housewives while they clean the toilett, is almost unbareable to watch.
Honeydew (2020)
Horrible waste of time
What a waste of time this movie is. Pointless dialogue, a lot of annoying grunting, whining, moaning and gasping for air (when the daughter sits at the table the noise she makes trying to breathe got to me and i really wanted her to finally suffocate), veeery bad acting, annoying characters and i was rooting for everyone to die. The german dub is so bad, i could have done it myself better. The soundtrack is even worse. A constant noice of a blade cutting, and a popping sound with somebodys lips and tongue the whole time.
With 105 minutes this movie is at least 30 minutes too long. But i doubt it would have been any better.
Heartstopper (2022)
Enjoyed the first season
I enjoyed the first season and was looking forward to the second. But in the first couple of episodes there is basically no character developement and it all stands still. There is a lot of "hi!, "Hi". "Hey!", "Hey.". "Hoi!", "Hoi." So annoying. They remain in the first stage of having butterflies all around them... as i said: no developement. And also obviously a very unrealistic couple and the whole thing is now very exagerated with trying to involve and include any possible version of a lgbtqia persona in one single school clique. Its a bit similar to SEX EDUCATION. But at least that show has the amazing Gillian Anderson in it and the show is funny.
Lisey's Story (2021)
Too cryptic, too complicated
Stephen King has done it again. Its all clear in his head. All the connections. All the characters and hidden characters. But i am sorry its just so confusing and complicated to follow this show. It jumps back and forth in time and worlds. In episode 5 i finally asked google what the show was about. I actually got a pretty clear answer within a couple of minutes and was able to follow the rest of the story on apple tv. It upset me why it needs to be set up like this. Its almost as if the writer doesnt want the audience to understand whats going on.
One thing i wanna point out thou is the excellent acting of Joan Allen. Another minor thing is the scene where Julianne Moores character gets brutally hit with a fist and cut with a pizza cutter repeatedly in the face and chest. And then she wakes up from
being unconcious with only minor bruises and almost no bleeding in the face. And her chest just has a couple of scratches.
Anyway, if you have read the book and know the premise you will enjoy this show. If you wanna enjoy a couple of nights with this show to wind down and relax, this is not for you.
The Gray Man (2022)
A lot happens, but actually nothing happens
Chris Evans looks ridiculous. Ryan Gosling is nice to look at. Many cities, lots of shooting, many actors, but nothing ever really happens. Boring af. Nice cinematographie thou.
The Society (2019)
Nothing gets explained
First of all: this show ends without an ending. They were already in production of season 2 when the show got cancelled due to covid.
Second: all the actors are supposed to be teenagers but you can clearly see they are all in their late twenties or even thirties.
The show is however is actually really good and i would love to see another season. Acting is excellent and the execution very good althou everyone looks like they just walked right out of a abercrombie catalog.
Si no t'hagués conegut (2018)
Soooo slooowww
I watched the two first episodes. Apparently they only had two songs as a soundtrack. The constant gitarre strings is very annoying. The show is sooo slow i fast forwarded a couple of times. The maincharacter is so dumb and irritating. The acting isn good either. I dont get the good reviews sorry.
The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021)
Decent comedy
This is a nice little comedy. The Oscar win for Chastain brought me to watch it on Disney. Had to turn it off thou after 25minutes. The overacting is unbareable and i dont know if this was meant to be a biopic but i hope this couple (which look a lot like siings) wasnt as fake and over the top (even in their private time) as they are portrait in this movie.
The Movies That Made Us (2019)
Unwatchable
Every 10-sec- take has a different "violine-string" saturated music soundtrack. Old dad jokes. Hysterically edited. Annoying voice over. I cant even say if it had any informative facts as i was so overwhelmed by the horrible education of this documentary. Needless to say i only watched the first episode.
The Space Between Us (2017)
I came for Butterfield
Its bad. The movie has bad editing, scripting, acting. The agegap between the "teens" is clearly visible. This movie makes no sense and i turned it off after an hour.
Invasion (2021)
Great intense scifi
I loved the show. Its a slowburner but i loved the atmosphere and the characters except "treyvontey" (đ). He is supposed to be an experienced soldier yet he is so weak and whiney and condecending trying to hide his weakness. He doesnt make sense. Also that little girl sarah is annoying af. As always in these kinds of shows she will be resoonsibles for peoples death because she cannot shup up when everyone tells her to. Anyway, overall a great show and storyline. If you liked SIGNS, CONTACT, ARRIVAL then you will like this one. Looking forward to season 2.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
Too much talking a little more action please
All this endless talking is so annoying. Can we get some action please. Oh and Iris needs to be replaced with another actor. She is so bad how did she get throu the casting?!
War of the Worlds (2019)
Excellent SciFi
Just finished season 2. I dont get all the negative reviews. Its a great scifi thriller. It doesnt look low budget to me. I liked the cast and production. I was never bored at any point. The story seemed plausible to me. The only thing that bothered me: they never showed how they walked throu the pitch black tunnel.
However i think the title is wrong as it has nothing to do with the book from Wells. Besides that, cant wait for season 3 coming out may 22.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
Too much talking a little more action please
All this endless talking is so annoying. Can we get some action please. Oh and Iris needs to be replaced with another actor. She is so bad how did she get throu the casting?!
Old (2021)
Horrible Acting
I thought the movie was decent and interessting. Althou the storyflow is clumsy and the cinematographie annoying. However, the acting is so horrible i wonder who casted these actors. Espl the acting of the mother and her sun (the 11-year old version AND the oldest version) were laughable.
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Overrated and ridiculous!
I switched it off at the 18th minute where there is a live concert on a car being performed while raging towards combat. What a lot of bullcrap. Also i didnt understand a single word... its MUMBLE MUMBLE BLABLA. I guess its not important anyway what they say. How Charlize Theron signed up for this mess is beyond me.this movie is perfect for anyone who dont care about a story, lots of fire and explosions, loud screaming of words without any content.
La nuit a dévoré le monde (2018)
Boring
And annoying. I was rooting for the maincharakter to finally die. Three stars for the zombies, the fact that they dont make any noise is very creepy.
The Block Island Sound (2020)
Dissapointing Ending
I loved every minute of this movie except the missing ending. Loved the atmosphere and the growing tension of whats causing the supernatural happenings. And then the open ending destroyed the movie.
If i wanna use my imagination of whats happening i read a book. I watch a movie to sit back and enjoy the ride. This movie is like sex without any climax. Similar to the movie THIS IS HOW IT ENDS a couple years back. You are ready to know whats going on and then it suddenly cuts to the credits.
Captive State (2019)
Watch till end
At first i wasnt sure where this movie was going. But in the second half it all comes together and it blew me away. There is a nice little twist at the end which i personally really liked.
Plus i thought John Goodman was realy good.
HeilstÀtten (2018)
Unwatchable
This is a found-footage film. Nowadays everything is recorded with a smartphone. Every phone's camera has a stabilizer yet this movie is so wobbly its nauseating. Why? Because nothing scary happens and the shaking of the camera reflects the illusion of non existent suspense and action. Boring. The characters are so horrible you want them to die.
Der goldene Handschuh (2019)
View into the head of a serialkiller
This movie is based on a real story. In my opinion one of the best german movies. Well executed, excellent actors and makeup (the main character is actually pretty handsom), great storysetting, the atmosphere is very bizarr and disturbing. Its pure evil and horror. Sickening. Sometimes even funny which makes it even more gruesome. Be careful, this movie is not for the faint of heart and might wanna make you leave the light on at night.
Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo (2021)
Polished and high glossy drug addiction
Very stylish 14 year olds played by 20-year old actors... yes totally believable. Not! The Dad of Christiane looks like her slightly older brother.
Make up and hair of the girls is always perfect.
What i am trying to say is: even if you are not looking for similarities to the book (which you almost cant find) and just wanna enjoy the show as it is, you just cant. Everything is just wrong here: for example Techno in the club in 1978?!
Very dissapointed.