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Reviews
Love on the Rock (2021)
The Latest Bland Pure Flix Movie
Love on the Rock is David A. R. White's latest attempt to play the action-comedy movie card... and unfortunately, it falls flat, White plays a retired, widowed Chicago cop who is quietly retired in Greece. But when a vile containing a chemical that can cure all diseases falls into his hands, its up to him and his new lady companion to stop the vile from falling into "GENERIC EVIL BUSINESS CORPORATION's" hands. While White has played the stoic, badass hero in several of his own movies, this is pretty much his first attempt at a more comical action character... and It shows, many of the quips and attempts at humor just totally miss.
The Story (as I just laid out) is just as by the numbers as you would expect, but probably the worst part is the MESSAGE. Jeff Fahey plays a pastor who mentors White for the Christian parts of the movie, and His argument is: Man cannot be trusted so take the Vile and make sure NO-ONE finds it, I find that to be the stupidest advice ever!
Anyways: if you are one of the "All Hollywood movies are of the Devil" type of people but doesn't want to spend a Sunday afternoon watching God's Not Dead for the 10th time, Then perhaps you would like to check out Love on the Rock.
Where the Dead Go to Die (2012)
Don't...Just Don't
This movie is an abomination unto God, Beastuality, Rape, Murder, Mutilation, EVERY perversion ever fathomed appears in this. While films like Hellraiser, or Silent Hill have things unspeakable, they are depected in context of a story, WTDGTD does not, its horrible animation appears as mindless obsenity. THIS IS A CREEPYPASTA IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!
Heed my warning, dont watch this movie!
Fuller House (2016)
And I Thought Full House Was Bad...
While the OG show was ultra corny, it still had some redeeming factors
1. The Girls were pretty good actresses not to mention adorable
2. It occasionally had its genuinely funny moments
3. It was a family show meant for kids, so the corny lessons were to be expected
The New show on theother hand, was much cornier, had several risque scenes the kids were annoying a heck it also lacked any originality whatsoever considering everything in the show is simpily a callback to the OG show
If your A fan of the original Full House, my advice is just watch the first episode and stop there
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Don't waste your time, Star Trek: The Motion Picture: is 2+ hours of slow drawn out scenes that don't amount to anything
Defiantly the worst Star Trek Movie
Beckman (2020)
John Wick for Christians
At this point I have figured that David A.R. White is somewhat of an action movie fan. And that some of his movies are simpily his rendition of movies that he saw. For Example:
Revelation Road: Mad Max
Black Rider: The Book of Eli
Jerusalem Countdown: 24
The Mark: Die Hard sinerio.
This time its John Wick's turn...
Beckman follows a former Underworld Assassin who leaves his former life and becomes a Christian, then after his adopted daughter is kidnapped by a human trafficking cult, Beckman goes on a killing spree, to avenge his daughter.
In my opinion Pure Flix has really gone downhill in the past few years, the action was ok, the effects were horrible, the acting was horrible, and the lession was horrible. The movie is suppose to promote forgiveness, by portraying Beckman killing human trafficers as negative, saying, "Killing these people wont bring her back"; well guess what; killing those scumbags, would stop them from ruing anyone elses lives.
In Conclusion; Beckman Sucks, Watch Taken, or the Equalizer instead.
Jerusalem Countdown (2011)
24 For Christians
In 2001 FOX released a TV Show entitled 24; the show was about a counter terrorism agent who spent the series trying to stop assassinations, nuclear attacks and the like.
Apparently David A.R. White saw the show and said to himself, "We could do that." thus- Jerusalem Countdown was born.
Loosely based on the book by John Hagee, Jerusalem Countdown is about a FBI agent who is trying to stop a nuclear attack from happening.
For the most part Jerusalem Countdown is pretty good, Just having enough action and suspense to keep the audience entertained.
However..
The one fatal Flaw is the ending. The Part with the Rapture was completely pointless(especially considering that they didn't make any sequels)
Overall, Jerusalem Countdown is a decent Christian action movie. Not as good as Left Behind, but a lot better than Beckman