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The Last of Us (2023– )
1/10
No traces of the emotional tone in the OG material.
31 March 2023
The Last of Us (2013) combined the sheer despondency of The Road, the grit of No Country for Old Men, to the somberness of Children of Men. You were held emotionally captive, kept overwhelmed by the seriousness of the tone, in juxtaposition to a medium that we usually assume is dominated by dime-a-dozen "Shoot 'em ups"; ie: Video Games. The Last of Us took itself seriously: via cinematic cutscenes and movie worthy dialogue: demanding respect from it's audience, which was happily given after an apprehensive launch.

You wouldn't remember/know any of that from watching the HBO show. The sheer bleakness of tone was sacrificed in favor of rushed subplots: subtracting from the audience bonding with Joel and Ellie, and witnessing any natural, progressive, slow bonding between them; for mass appeal. Even HBO's Game of Thrones had to pay "it's dues" the first couple seasons; Relying on the good will and interest from eager fans of the novel series, to generate enough interest until casual viewers became interested (from which it then exploded into a phenomenon).

Sicario's Alejandro (Benicio Del Toro) and Kate (Emily Blunt) have more accurate chemistry to The Last of Us's characters Joel and Ellie, than the title characters do in this (inaccurate) rendition. I suggest you watch Sicario, and any of the three inspiration films for The Last of Us, or Logan, if you want true representation of how it should FEEL.
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The Last of Us: Long, Long Time (2023)
Season 1, Episode 3
1/10
Not my Last of Us.
2 February 2023
Warning: Spoilers
In the game, interacting with Bill was extremely important for both Joel and Ellie; it's where the psychological "lines in the sand" are drawn.

Joel, whom Bill respects as a peer in the Black Market, ultimately finds Bill too rigid and closed off from the World, to be able to respect, or relate, to him anymore. Particularly after Bill insults Tess (unknowingly to Bill, now post mortem) twice.

Bill, who wants Joel's respect, tries to force a wedge in between Joel and Ellie (to Joel's benefit, he believes). He finds to his chagrin that Joel isn't as crystalized against the World as he previously thought, and that Joel is far more perceptive than Bill's comfortable with (upon finding Frank's hanging corpse). Joel's grace upon finding Bill is gay, resolves Bill into wholeheartedly helping Ellie and Joel retrieve a working car, and giving one last gift: a gas pump. For someone who takes pride in being a Survivor as much as Bill, and guarding his resources, it's a 180degree change in character. Despite this, one of Bill's parting words are "You...ain't gonna make it." Ominous. When we leave, we wonder if he's right. We wonder if we're going to actually make it, or if he will; now that his contacts for the Black Market of the Boston QZ are gone. What will he do now? What does he have to live for? It's a question that's intentionally left open ended, and we're never given an answer for. It's quite possible that by giving Joel and Ellie the only working car in town, Bill's condemned himself to Death. Eventually, all resources will be used and he'll have to move at risk of being overwhelmed by Infected. Yet it's such a human "thing" to give someone a precious resource over a shared moment of empathy, and unspoken understanding.

And Ellie, the wise cracking teenager who's in process of asserting her boundaries and policing others unfair behavior, pushed back against Bill's cynicism. This is where her relationship with Joel starts to warm; Joel finds her pithy comebacks and petty arguments with Bill amusing, despite himself. He sticks up for her, repeatedly, despite Bill being the better ally to keep a good relationship with. Ellie, in contrast, has no choice but to stick with Joel; so Joel choosing Bill's alliance over Ellie's emotions would be more beneficial to him. So why doesn't he? Joel instead strengthens his resolve to deliver Ellie to the Firefly's (in earnest) for Tess; as per her last wish. Ellie, for her part, genuinely tries to connect with Joel, and make him laugh (ie: the gay Porno Mag). She steals comic books (of Bill's) and a cassette tape (of Bill's...) for him. It's a cute bonding moment that's sorely needed between these two.

A very short, simple game sequence, but *extremely* powerful. Joel, as formidable as he his, is simply not as extremist a Survivor as Bill is. Joel, to his chagrin, leans more in the middle to Bill's extremism; And both he and Bill realize it. Whether it's a weakness or a strength, is purposefully left open ended.

All missed...in favor of an irrelevant (albeit pretty) love story. It seems to me, this is more The Last of Us in name only, with the emotional tone and psychological nuances of the game being forfeited entirely. This is not my Last of Us.
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Game of Thrones (2011–2019)
1/10
Pride goeth before a fall.
22 January 2022
Seasons 1 and 2 heralded the start of something new. It was great, but it was better than most. Having read the books now, an intolerable number of subplots and details were discarded (or forgotten) that would've made the story rich from the beginning. That being said, German Composer Ramin Djawadi shone brightly. Most of the goosepimple worthy scenes were attributed directly to him. Good music is paramount to making emotionally affecting scenes in Fantasies; Mr. Djawadi is incredible.

Seasons 3 and 4 are absolute gold. Rivals The Wire, True Detective (Season 1), Breaking Bad and The Sopranos in how good it was. All hallmarks of being one of the greatest, iconic series in TV series history.

Seasons 5 and 6 are mediocre at best. GRRM walked away at the end of Season 5, and the degrade in quality was immediate.

Seasons 7 and 8 are absolute trash. Ramin Djawadi did what he could to save an unsalvageable situation. I don't fault the actors and actresses for what D+DB turned it into, either. Typically, you want an already good TV show to get even better for it's grand exit...But sUbVErT EXpEctaIOnS!!!

Hopefully...this series will be remade in the future (in it's entirety), and will be given the due gravitas it deserves.
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Hulk (2003)
8/10
Sleeper gem that never deserved the hate.
22 January 2022
If you're looking for mindless action, complete with an explosion every 5 minutes like in a Michael Bay movie, this is not for you. The humor is sparse and dry, it's not for comic relief to make you feel better. This is his origin story. It's slower paced so you can understand where he comes from and what drives him.

This Bruce is emotionally-psychologically complex and introspective. This Hulk is the personification of his subconscious; of all his repressed trauma. It's catharsis and acting agent for all of Bruce's pain, anguish, isolation, his hatred in being dominated by Talbot and Ross, and his frustration over a wasted (then thwarted) relationship with Betty. And his agitation over an estranged, obsessive Father, and repeat unwelcome attempts to kindle a Father-Son relationship. His Mother is the ghost of his subconscious mind, and he's haunted by her loss. This loss defines him. He's a dark character, and is given an appropriately dark tone, with a slower pace to match. In the few quiet moments he has to himself, you're given his humanity. He'll try to calm himself down, if he's allowed to. There's glimpses of heroism in him, as when he saves Betty (and a nondescript pilot), but he's no hero. People are only afraid of him here. He's vulnerable and tentative with the one person he cares about, which is rather wholesome lol.

Cinematography wise, it's gorgeous and original. 10/10. Haven't seen anything like it before or since. Many people think the way it's shot is jarring and obnoxious; it flows like a comic book. The CGI was before it's time, it looks better than Mark Ruffalo's. He's a vivid shade of green that will play with some people's depth perception. Some complain this Hulk is "baby faced"...as it's personification of Bruce's 4-year old traumatized mind (and is 15ft tall with more intense sound production than any Hulk after), I don't see that as a con. The dialogue can be quite profound, which some will think cringeworthy for a 'Superhero' (he's not here) movie, but that's your prerogative.

I'm happy this is getting a renaissance of sorts, it deserves it.
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10/10
Nightwish's Golden Era.
30 August 2021
Old but gold. An absolute shame none of them could find a better way, but 16 years later Tarja has her daughter and husband, and has cultivated an illustrious Solo career. And 7 years later after this concert, Nightwish would acquire the talented Floor Jansen; who only needed the perfect musical partner for the World to finally discover her. Turned out to be the best for all parties involved.

This is the most emotionally intense concert you'll ever see. Tarja gave her absolute 100% for their Home audience. She's simultaneously both relaxed, yet intense, charismatic, and fully enjoying herself and the fans. The Men play with everything they have, knowing this will be their last concert with her...just wanting to be able to enjoy it one last time. How they once must have been in happier days. Knowing now what would happen then, goosebumps last the duration of the entire concert. Tarja's vocals are perfection. Planet Hell is exhilarating. The Phantom of the Opera is electrifying, there is no singular performance I've ever seen that will top it. Marko matched Tarja's 6th Octave notes in his 5th Octave. The Siren is spellbinding. Slaying the Dreamer radiates a dark intensity. Kuolema tekee taiteilijan and Creek Mary's Blood are somber melancholy, and Tarja's voice renders them achingly, tenderly beautiful. This Ghost Love Score is pure regal, tragic, gothic, majestic beauty. By the end, the Choir crescendos to the point you drown in it; Choir and Orchestra are the focal point, Tarja's voice acts as another instrument to highlight the main melody's beauty.

You'll notice the band members giving Tarja looks throughout, and you can tell what they're thinking. End of An Era is a Live study in human pathos, set to incredible music and two of the most talented vocalists in the Music Industry. Both of whom are not there anymore. They only played their cover of Pink Floyd's High Hopes for their last tour and concert with Tarja, and haven't played it since. It's a breathtaking cover and an absolute must hear.

This is ***THE*** legendary performance of Nightwish's career, and Tarja's finest hour. And sorry Floor fans, this Ghost Love Score is better.
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