Reviews

14 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
10/10
Something about this film, just gets to me.
14 December 2022
I found out about Lars Von Trier's work through social media. People were calling his work so disturbing I just had to check him out. Well, I wouldn't say they're wrong. I don't find serial killer movies too interesting, but this pulled me in, and kept me there. Lars Von Trier's cinematography is just so... different compared to other films. The shakiness of the camera is for some reason so unsettling. It adds a layer of realism, that just bugs me enough to keep me on edge throughout the film. Shortly after watching this, I watched Lars Von Trier's "antichrist" which was disturbing, and unsettling on a whole other level. Don't get me wrong, The house that Jack built is still quite disturbing, but it pales in comparison to Antichrist.

Overall, I'd recommend this film if you're looking for something more in-depth than other films about serial killers.
4 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
X (II) (2022)
8/10
Even better after watching pearl
7 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I see this when it first released, i thought it was ok, but i didn't think it was anything special. Then I saw pearl, pearl added a lot to this, to her personality, why she had killed them all, or rather tried to in this case. Mia goth absolutely nailed the performances, as well as in pearl, she's fantastic. I first saw her in a lars von trier movie a while back, I think it was called nymphomaniac. Anyway, I recommend you watch this, as long as you either watch pearl first, or watch it right after. It is October, so nows a good time to watch some horror, and this is certainly where it's at. Overall 10/10 watch pearl first or right after.
2 out of 4 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Enjoyable, but not memorable in anyway whatsoever
20 September 2022
Christian bale was the best part about this movie, he gave a good performance and it's the only thing that was done right in this movie. It had its moments but it was mostly jokes and a good 60% weren't funny. The cgi on the floating head is abysmal, how did they think that would pass, it's terrible. It's literally so bad, it became a meme for like a month.

I don't know what I expected from marvel, all the movies nowadays feel like blatant cash grabs. I did like Christian bales character a lot though, he was cool and as I said before, the only good and memorable part of this movie.

Really marvel, just give it a rest.
0 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
I should have listened to everyone else
14 August 2022
I heard about this movie on YouTube it was someone saying don't watch it it's made to disturb you but I didn't listen and I feel like vomiting now please do not watch this just don't I'm literally crying right now.
87 out of 100 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
I loved it to pieces
12 August 2022
I really really REALLY liked this movie, I was not a huge fan of Vince Vaughn before I saw this and it made me realize how good of an actor he is (and how tall he is like damn) it also reminded me of the great movie Bronson. (which I suggest you check out if you haven't) The gore effects weren't great but still just as brutal and I didn't notice it at first because the movie really grips you and keeps you with it til the end, I highly recommend it even if you're not a fan of vince Vaughn, this'll change your mind I guarantee it.
4 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Boneworks (2019 Video Game)
10/10
They're working now
12 August 2022
My bones did not work previously, now they're better than ever it even made my 'special' bone work 😏 if you get my meaning.

It is a fantastic game though.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
The Descent (2005)
6/10
Maybe I'm just desensitized
18 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I came here from Reddit because everyone said it was the scariest thing they've seen in awhile, umm not even close, what was scary? I mean there was some claustrophobia stuff but, the rest was just women chasing/getting chased by monsters, as a movie this isn't bad, but as a horror? Terrible, the people who said this was scary must be children, not to be harsh.
3 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Tusk (I) (2014)
7/10
I don't know what I expected but it was not that
6 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Im sure you know what this is about so I'm not going to go over it I'm just going to say things I liked and disliked firstly the acting, the acting was very good which I didn't expect especially Howard Howe, I did feel that a lot of scenes went on for much longer than they should have such as any scene with guy lapointe, I understand it was part of his character that he was slow didn't know English very well but he just went on and on like why tf are we taking about poutine? The movie also took a strange turn with the fight between Howe and Wallace (or what he has become) i feel like it would have been better if guy pulled the trigger I cannot recommend this to anyone i feel like I'm going to vomit and I probably will.
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Martyrs (2008)
10/10
11/10 will never watch again
30 June 2022
This was absolutely crazy and I can completely understand why I had to go behind my parents backs to watch this, it was the most brutal movie I've ever seen and I can normally handle gore pretty well but this was too much, I cannot recommend you watch this unless you can handle disturbing movies pretty well, even though I've seen many disturbing movies such as midsommar, the house that jack built, and my personal favorite Mother!, none of those really got to me but this really did, I cannot recommend.
1 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
The Lodge (2019)
10/10
Honestly just a good movie
21 June 2022
It was so good the acting wasn't at all bad and even the kids were pretty good the last 20-30 minutes gave me a panic attack because of how thrilling it was and also my incredibly crippling anxiety everything about was just good go watch it seriously.
2 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
I did not expect to like this so much
20 June 2022
I really thought nothing of this movie I watched as background noise while I built a model and I found myself stopping so much to watch the movie because it's so entertaining I mean it's pretty dumb and there's some bad acting but it's funny and just plain fun to watch.
0 out of 4 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Splinter (I) (2008)
10/10
Very good
14 June 2022
I see people complaining about the shaky cam but I mainly listen to movies and kinda watch them while doing other things it was really good I'm a sucker for body horror and this hit all the right spots.
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
Really wanted to like this
2 June 2022
Absolutely awful. I am a huge resident evil fan I spent $400 just to play one of those games in vr, I've played every game even the terrible ones, and even the worst of the resident evil games are a billion times better, the casting in this move was the absolute worst whoever did the casting needs to be immediately fired and put under arrest it's awful. The zombies look so low budget like something you'd see at a theme park Halloween event the only thing this movie did well was the licker it looked like the game I can't say much for after that cause I shut it off shortly after because of how god awful it was if the casting and zombies were good I'd give this a 4 but I can't get pver how far it went from the original games and the awful storytelling of you hadn't played the RE games you would have absolutely no clue what is happening in the movie so bad and don't think that you're going to like I thought that but seriously it's just so bad.
2 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Moonfall (2022)
10/10
So terribly good
8 April 2022
This movie feels like it was made up in two seconds it was enjoyable and so dumb wish it lasted longer because of it did it might not have been so forgettable I can't remember a single characters name except the cats (fuzz aldrin) point is it's so incredibly bad it good.
1 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed