Reviews

But not really it didn't conclude anything!

All that gets resolved is stuff THIS movie introduced!

The last movie ended with the peta supporting trio releasing dinosaurs into the wild so they don't die.

Which is beyond stupid but lets forget about that.

I assumed this movie would also be stupid but at the very least fun because as Goldblum said in the last movie "humans and dinosaurs have to coexist"

2 and a half hours of non stop dinosaur massacres'? Hell yeah! That sounds awesome!

But no. They felt that the "dinosaur" portion of Jurassic park's story has overstayed its welcome so they decided the obstacle of the movie is to stop a bunch of wasps from screwing with the food chain.

What a missed opportunity! Its such a shame!

You turned what could have been the most fun movie of the year into a bland directionless piece of mediocrity.

Half of the characters don't need to be here especially the returning cast from the original.

It fells like they were only added for their names on the poster.

Their character has no development

their performance reeks of not wanting to be here

all the action scenes they're in are boring due to them being old as dirt

and they simply don't FEEL like the same characters they were in the originals.

The motorcycle chase is a great example on what this movie COULD have been.

The protagonist is being chased by raptors in a city overrun by dinosaurs!

Its fun its exciting the sound is excellently mixed

the series was already f##ked ever since fallen kingdom came out but they missed the opportunity of going out with a badass bang.

The child that killed jason in the forth one is now young adult and is in a looney bin.

And this has got to be one of the worst looney bins I've ever seen.

One of the mental patients is being annoyed by another mental patient while he's cutting wood.

So he decides to murder him because gah he wants to help me cut wood!

So i guess the doctors are letting this nutcase use an axe unsupervised. Great job guys.

The father of the murder victim dresses up as Jason and murders all the kids in the asylum......and some other random people........so he kills pretty much everyone that wasn't the person that killed his son.

Why!?

And of course the stupid twist wasn't bad enough. They thought they also need a stupid ending.

So the kid that killed Jason randomly decides to kill an innocent woman but haha got ya it was all a dream oh nevermind i guess he really is gonna kill her.

I guess he got jealous that the father got to play Jason all day without giving him a turn

god this series just gets dumber and dumber its exhausting.

A woman in her mid 50s who's desperately trying to hide her age with makeup plays a erotic adventure novelist.

However she just so happens to be the only writer to use some random ass ancient language.

Her knowledge on those obscure characters gets her kidnapped by evil harry potter because he thinks there's a treasure on this island that she wrote about.

But you see...this guy's in love with her so he travels to the island to save her.

But the only problem is that despite being a beefcake he is also very cowardly.

And that creates a bunch of comedic scenarios where he's afraid of stuff.

They eventually find the ancient tomb that the map leads to but it turns out there's no treasure at all! '

but honestly who cares about the treasure?

The journey on the way made the two main characters fall in love.

I usually don't explain the entire movie like this but i honestly feel like a have to i mean...........its really cheesy.

The movie's divided into 3 sections

the first section is pretty good.

I love the tension it sets up and everything made sense for the most part.

But after that the movie no longer gives you anymore to work with.

Why is society full of furrys now?

Why is the gay rat harassing his dentist?

Why is there a cult of rat bugs?

Why is the world flooding?

Why is the house a boat?

I watched an "analysis" video on this movie and it kept on saying things like "I think this means" and "this probably means"

and even after all that logic stretching at the end of the video all he really said was a man sold his house to the devil and the curse was lifted in the end.

That's it?

What's the point in having so much foreshadowing, metaphorical imagery, and unclear direction if THATS the story you wanted to tell!?

I'm perfectly fine with movies leaving some things up to your imagination.

Hell sometimes that makes the atmosphere that much better.

But this movie leaves literally everything up to your imagination so at that point why not just go to sleep and have a dream.

As i said this movie is best viewed as an artpiece then a "movie" because the atmisphere, music, and especially the animation are all great.

It just falls apart if you're a part of the context fan community.

The animation style kind of reminds me of the lanky Kong reaction video. And it made me just as uncomfortable but I got used to it after awhile

the movie's set during the events preceding the Apollo 11 moon landing

it turns out that it was a child that got to go out in space first. But it was kept under wraps by nasa.

I think this is supposed to be his imagination but it doesn't make it very clear

the first half of the movie is just the main character being very descriptive on what it was like to be a poor family in the 60s

I really liked hearing this guy babble on about his childhood

he does it in such a way that it gives all the family members he's describing their own personality's and it was pretty obvious the writer was loosely basing it off his own childhood

but the way the movie is laid out makes it more of an art piece then anything

I appreciate it for what it is but I'm probably never gonna watch it again.