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G.I. Joe (1985)
Kind of show we need for these times. GI Joe 4ever
This show was JUST PERFECT for the times of today. In these times of US versus Terrioristrs. The show was about a special anti terriorist teams used to battle cobra. A ruthless hi tech terriorist team. The storys was great. I watched this show reliegously when I was a kid. Watch reruns ar 1 am on weekdays mornings. Not on Friday. It might be on 10 PM. WATCH THIS SHOW!
Command & Conquer: Renegade (2002)
Before I played this it was Counterstrike.Counterstrike who?
Spoilers! people are always talking about how great games like Quake 3, or Unreal Tournament are. These people don't know how good renegade is. The single player campaign beats everything out of the other games. The only bad thing about the campaign is the slightly bad AI. And it is hit and miss. Not totally horrible, like in other games. The multiplayer is the best thing to happen to multiplayer since the internet. The character classes are perfectly balanced, the vehicles raise the standard for multiplayer strategy. Nothing is quite as fun as flying a helicopter into an enemy base and firing guided rockets at little enemy soldiers. If you like the team aspect of Unreal Tournament, or Counterstrike, with the frantic action and weapons of deathmatch games, Renegade will be perfect. 10 out of 10. BUY THIS GAME
Ice Age (2002)
SHREK IN THE ICE AGE
Spoilers Ice age is a lot liike shrek, only in the ice age. The movies character Sid, who is a lot like the donkey. The mammoth, is like, well Shrek. And the Saber toothed tiger Diego. The story is witht sid, a saber toothed sloth, who while running away from some rhinos, runs into the mammoth, (I forgot his name) and the two sort of start following each other. While Diego, who is a saber tooth tiger in a tribe that was nearly wiped out by humans, has to steal the humans baby. When the raid goes sour, and the baby gets lost, Sid and the mammoth find it, and try to return it. Diego sort of tags along, even though he is trying to bring the baby to the leader of his tribe, he "tracks" the humans for Sid and company. Funny stuff happens. End of Spoilers
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Four Years. A ton of money. Some star caliber. NO STORY.
I rarely watch movies from Japan, I am not a rascist, I just don't see many. Trust me. I've seen a lot of American stinkbombs as well. WARNING SPOILERS. Set a couple of decades in the future, all the people in the world have to live in special cities, or in space, becuase a chunk of rock from another world that came with these aliens called phantoms. This one person who is a gut less pitying scientist who seems to feel sorry for all the alien spirits wants to find several little objects called spirits that are supposed to kill all the aliens, while all the brute force cool high-tech guns can't do s*uat. Well, I'll fast forward it a little bit. The army is know placed in two forces. The evil guys, who want to use a giant laser cannon built in space to kill all the aliens, which are really only "Spirits" (a la souls) and in the other team, are a couple soilders, and they want to find the mystical spiritst that can kill the aliens. In the end, of course the big cool space laser shooting gun didn't do s*uat and the mystical spirits kill all the aliens. Predicitble. AVOID THIS MOVIE LIKE THE PLAGUE. SPOILERS END
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero: The Atlantis Factor (1991)
A NEARLY perfect sequal
SPOILER After the defeat of Cobra at his hidden base on an unkown island in the Atlantic, things returned to normal. That is untill CC's men find a power source that brings cobra commander back from the dead, and bring that the island was really the lost continent of Atlantis. You must control the Joe team in similar fashion to GI Joe the game. Side scroller action is similar, except instead of just planting bombs, you have individual objecteves such as SPOILER rescuing hostages, saving a researcher, and destroy a warehouse SPOILER. It was a great game that improved what the original needed, but got rid of some good things, such as using vehicles.
G.I. Joe Extreme (1995)
An Insult to one of the greatest.
Im only thirteen. When I was little, I watched GI Joe RELIGEIOUSLY. I still have about twenty or thirty men.When I heard they were doing a remake of the series, I pulled out our paper and found the time. Great insult to a great shoe. The characters are all muscle brained know nothings who bear absolutly NO resemblence to the characters of the old TV Show. If you want GI Joe, hed out to your video store. THey most likely have most of the episodes on video.
Dracula (1931)
I am, Dracula
I found the movie to be incredibly enjoyable. Ever scince I heard of the vampire movie staring Gary Oldman when I was three, I thought "He doesn't sound like the vampires ive read about in my Halloween books!" Then I heard about Bela Lugosi several years later during a time we rented The Mummy. I thought "His accent is perfect!" After reading several books about monsters from the school libary, I took a liking to all those old B rated monster movies on American Movie Classics. For christmas last year, My uncle aunt, and parents gave me Frankenstein, Dracula, and The Invisible Man. I liked dracula the best. Strange effects. Perfect actor for the title. And at times funny. My favorite charecter in the movie was this one doctor at a mental instute (fun fact. That doctor actor played frankenstein's proffesor in frankenstein)
Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999)
Way. 2. FUNNY
Very funny. Lots of laughes. Ed is to the other members of my family that watch the show, the best character. He loves those old B rated Horror movies. One of the posters in his room says "It came from France" (in Color) along with Gore Fest, Liver and Onions, and several other movies. He does all the funny things in the show. "what do you think ed?" Eddy will ask? hmmm. "I like chickens." "Ed, whats it like having buttered toast for a brain.? Edd (refered to as double-D) is the genius kid. He is rather timid. He loves the clean, he lables his room, and makes inventions using strange objects found in eddy's garage. Eddy is the grandmaster of scams. Nearly everything they are attempteing in the movie is scamming the kids in the cul-de-sac to get quarters to buy jawbreakers. He is rather scheming and rather stupid.
The Black Hole (1979)
SPOILER It was pretty good.(Spoiler)
I forgot most of the movie, but what i remember that at the start of the movie, a crew of a spaceship flies toward a black hole, (I forgot why though) and find an ancient spaceship, thought to have been destroyed. When they get on the ship, they find the only person left on the ship is the crazy captain who made a troop of slave robots. The crews robot vincent goes of and finds the old ships vincent-like robot Bob, who tells the crew to get the heck out of the dodge before crazy capn. goes through the black hole.After a lot of boring talking and one of the crew members gets killed by the crazy captians security robot, they make a terrible discovery after Ernest Borgnine takes a robot slave mask off and discovers that all but about ten of the robots are the old ships crew. Ernest takes a ship away, and he gets blown up.then the old crew has to discover how do get away, but everyone is stuck on crazy guys ship, and they are going through the black hole. The capn. gets sucked in and for some reason goes to heck, along with the crew-robots. While the other crew on an escape pod is back at Earth.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
S-U-C-K-Y
This movie could have been so much more. You have everything you need. Huge background. Huge fan base. Huge money. And Limitless options when it comes to story. In the movie, a evil wizard needs a scepter that can command red dragons which are the strongest evil dragons, while the good guy queen has a scepter that can command gold dragons, the strongest creature in the world they live in. The crew spent way too much on special effects and not enough on storyline.
The Angry Red Planet (1959)
Great in remake
I disagree with most peoples comments about this movie. I think: Story: Great. Creatures and planet design: Great (I really liked the man eating plants) acting bad. THEY SHOULD DO A REMAKE. And, they should have a little more history with the creatures on the planet. Like that huge monster walking thing. Also, they should have had on Earth, the guy with the growth on his arm, get his arm amputated or something.
The Invisible Man (1933)
Great novel, OK movie
I think the special effects were incredible for the thirtys. I think that Claude Rains was just plain great. I think that movie was funny at times. Guy is running invisible in the street, runs by this old guy, grabs his hat. Evening grandfather,(he throws it into the water) how do you do. Police officer runs out of inn. City guy: whats the matter with him? Police officer: He's invisible, thats whats the matter with him. I think the rest of the acting was kinda bad. One scene, police officer with gun is watching the invisible man threaten people, and he doesn't shoot the jerk.
Frankenstein (1931)
ITS ALIVE, ITS ALIVE, ITS ALIVE!!!
That is one of the most famous sentences in cinema history. As Dr. Frankenstein stands over the creature's body, as the hand twitches in the storm of lighting and thunder, people rush over to dr frankenstein, and he says In the name of god, now I know what it feels like to BE God. I loved it. From the start in the cemetary, to the end. Kudos to Universal, the biggest name in movie production