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2/10
Singing "Imagine" was more bearable than this.
27 December 2020
No, seriously, Gal Gadot's disaster singing "Imagine" by the Beatles during lockdown was easier to watch. I havn't seen more pathetic writing and directing in movies since Hallmark. And somebody gave this team money for a new Cleoptra movie?
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Haywire (2011)
1/10
Was Soderbergh even on the shoot of this movie?
5 February 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Hey, don't get fooled by the cool trailer! First of all, if you gonna copy a plot that's been done 100 times before, copy it properly and get a hot chick for the leading role, not a lesbian looking chubby miss unknown. Whats the budget of this film, cause it looks like an amateur student film shot by a guy who is trying to find some "cool" camera angles. Not to mention the bad sound effects, meaningless lines thrown by actors, the useless waste of film time in walking and running and worst of all is this Gina chick who looked like she was dubbed and performed as well as a porn star before the sex scene. A friend of mine recommended me this movie and said its like the Bourne Identity, but with a female. Well sorry, but trying to compare these two is like comparing the Godfather with Sex & The City 2. Michael Douglas, Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, even Mathieu Kassovitz - all great actors with a black spot because of this film exercise. How can one make movies like Traffic, Oceans 11 and Solaris create such a trash? Didn't he say he was retiring? Or this is just for the lake house?
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8/10
A short artistic adaptation of the classic novel
5 April 2003
An old fisherman pursues an enormous big fish. Only the little son of the local tavern owner believes in the old man and helps him in every way he can from the shore. Days are passing by with no result. Until the day comes when fantasies turn into reality. The story is told from the shore through the eyes of the kid who believes in this unreal dream. That fantasy keeps together the kid and the old man and creates `their little secret'.
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